Valentines. Not A Fan?

If you are like many lonely, single people, you dread the annual arrival of the Hallmark Holiday of Valentine's Day. The good folk over at The Onion had you in mind when they broadcast the yearly Stoning of A Happy Couple.


Annual Valentine's Day Stoning Of Happy Couple Held

Let their misery be your candy heart, their tears your chocolate kisses.

The Manslator

With Valentine's Day fast approaching, you guys might want The Manslator to make sure you can make the most of the day for her (and you).


Thanks to our friends at The Chive!

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