Hot Dads Calendar!!!!!

Many of you have been asking for a Hot Dads Calendar...so I have made the effort to collect photos from the guys. Now....since this IS an online thing and I'm sure you will all 'steal' the calendar instead of purchasing it...I am going to make you all guess who is who before mass producing the 2010 Hot Dads Calendar.

Guess away...(which one of the Hot Dads is actually a woman?)

MILFy is...Hot Boobs Or A Great Ass?

OK…so I posted this the other day on I Pee In The Wind and after the comments started rolling in…I thought that I should re-post it with some clarification.

I am talking about that ONE physical attribute on a women’s body that gets your blood moving. Come on ladies, you can play too. I KNOW that you find the woman’s body attractive. (c’mon…say that you don’t. I knew that you couldn’t)

I can also tell you another way that I know that women find women hot… when you are walking with your man (or woman) and you are about to walk by someone that you think is hot, you automatically watch us out of the corner of your eye…to see if we are going to check them out.

I love every part of a woman…shit…that’s not true. I HATE feet. But besides that, it’s all good. I can be an ass man and still love tweaking nipples and playing with fun bags.

So once again...

As with all living things…we as humans have types. By type I mean that thing we say when describing qualities that attract us to one another. Let me rephrase that…”I am an ass man.” I say that because saying “I am a lips man” or “I am an eyes man” sounds kind of …un manly. Those are, in fact, the three physical attributes in a woman that can make me come to attention…so to speak.

*To Mariah: You have incredible eyes and lips and if I go more than a few hours without inappropriately staring at your ass…or giving it a good slap…I get the shakes and go into withdrawals.

OK…back to my pre-disclaimer thought. I think that I’d say I like butts and lips evenly and eyes come in a close second. If you have all three (like my baby) consider yourself special.

Don’t get me wrong ladies, I know that what is on the inside is more important and looks only get you so far…yada yada. I am NOT talking about love…nor even wanting to strike up a conversation with anyone. Just that thing that catches your eye at first glimpse. You ladies have it too…buff chest, six pack abs…a large bulge in the pants, etc. You know…that thing that lets us know that we are still alive.

I am not sure, nation-wide…or world wide where I’d fit in the percentages…Are there more ass men than boob men? Speaking of boob men…they are kind of funny. The boob men that I know are like scavengers, in my book. It seems that they look at every set that walks by. Big, small, real, fake, firm and perky, droopy and low…all of them. Maybe some guys become boob men because it is the easiest part of a woman’s body to see. To get a good read on an ass takes the right angle, the right outfit…and even then you sometimes never know.

**another disclaimer – after checking out Google Analytics, it seems that the terms Boobs, Hot boobs and MILF tend to send a lot of traffic my way. Anyway, with asses it is different, at least for me. I don’t like NOR LOOK AT; XL, inverted, slanty, extra wide, too high or too low butts. I like a butt with some meat…making it a nice ‘round mound of fun’ I’d post a picture of Mariah’s sexy ass for you to all check out but Webster’s has a copyright of the image for their new dictionary.

See what kind of nonsense looking at Analytics can make people write?

Anyway…What is the ONE thing ??????

we know a lot of shit

As most of you already know from reading our posts, we HOT DADS are master scholars of varying areas of expertise. In short, we know a lot of shit. Because we are unselfish with our wisdom, we want to share our vast knowledge with you, our faithful readers.

This post will mark the beginning of a long, and hopefully, educational journey, which will plumb the depths of the minds of the Hot Daddy Bloggers – “Ask the Hot Dads”.

In this ‘column’ we will answer every single question that you submit. No rules, no strings attached. Ask us absolutely anything. Get to know us. Get to know men. Have a burning parenting question? Need an opinion? We’re here to help. It’s like therapy without the stigma, costly bills or outdated waiting room magazines.

We promise that for each question submitted, at least two of our highly skilled, and devilishly handsome, contributors will provide an answer. Some questions may be answered by all of us.

Be ready for blunt, truthful, no-holds-barred responses from “Our Hotness.” We are here to please and would not want to let any of youdown…in any way.

Questions should be submitted to tentcamper1 @ gmail.com and all thosethat are received by Thursday at 5PM Eastern will be answered in ournew Monday Morning “Ask the Hot Dads.

**Lastly ladies, in this economy, I am sure that it would not be hardfor me to convince the rest of the guys to do a nude Hot Dadcalendar…for the right price!

Pimpin The Hand-Me-Downs

So, the other day, ManicMariah and I were in a random conversation about aging and getting older. I guess part of it stemmed from her being the caretaker for her grandmother…and having to feed her and change diapers and such. The other part most likely came from me bitching about getting older and acting like a little girl…complaining about my random aches and pains.

She then said that she thought that I’d be a really cute old man. I asked if she would lovingly change my diapers and feed me. Feed me…I got a yes…as for changing diapers, she responded with, “Hell no! I’ll hire some hottie to change your diapers and bathe you.”

Anyway…I guess that got me thinking. Seeing the nurses and elder care workers that come here and that I see around town…nobody has a Mariah by their side. All of them are late middle aged, overweight, unkempt, immigrants who couldn’t fit into a nurse’s outfit if they wanted to.

Here is my idea…..

Company name: Bedside Tail
The deal:
What would be a better fallback job for ‘past their prime’ porn actresses and stripers? Elderly Care. It is not like they have their medical degree to fall back on or a corporate job waiting.

I have witnessed elderly people refusing pills, baths, meals, etc. BUT…I can guarantee you that if I had some buxom (retired) porn actress showing me cleavage and glimpses of her crotch…I’d be all….”I’m ready when you are!!!!”

If I start marketing now and reaching out to porn agents and club owners…maybe they could start sending me their ‘hand-me-downs.’ I’d be like a pimp for elderly clients.

Damn…..the outfits I could have them wear….bathing techniques….’bedtime reading’…


OH….this could be fun!!!!

(Oh…wait…this is not real…SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Pleasure Objects...Plain and Simple

As most of you know…I am the better half of luckily with ManicMariah. Now earlier this week she won TWO contests for which the prizes were sex toys! We have always been all for the sex toys, so I was almost as thrilled as she was to learn of the new additions to our bedroom family.

After receiving the packages from Eden Fantasys yesterday…we ripped them open while running up the stairs (kids were due home in about 45 minutes!) With box scraps, packing materials and tape littering the floor and stairs we spread out the contents on the end of the bed.

We have used cock rings before…and have had mixed feelings about them. I like them and the way they feel and all, but if they do not vibrate strong enough or don’t fit right…they suck. I had found one that I liked, but then the batteries ran out and what a pain in the ass it was to run to the store every week to get new mini batteries for it.

That being said…The cock ring that was sent was perfect, it came with its own little carrying case, vibrated like I was holding a running chainsaw and ….is rechargeable!!!!

I won’t bore you with all of the details here, but after both of us stripped down I stretched the cock ring over the shaft of my monster manhood while Mariah watched, with a big smile on her face. We dove into the bed and ‘tested’ out our new family member.

I have to say that I really like this one. It is comfortable and produces a great vibration. The vibrating part of the ring is designed in a way that makes it easy for both partners to ‘enjoy’ the …buzzing. I can definitely say that Mariah really liked it ….several times.

So, to all of you who are into adding some ‘good vibrations’ to your sex life…click your way over to Eden Fantasys and get yourself the 'BO pleasure object' by LELO – It gets a BIG thumbs up from this Hot Dad!!!!

Hot Dads Need Hot Mamas

Who should be the next Hot Mama?
Who will join ManicMariah on this coveted list?

So far, I’ve gotten suggestions for -

Redneck Mommy
Tenakim – MY Therapy
Marinka – NYC Mom And More
Barefoot Foodie
Loralee’s Looney Tunes

VOTE for your favorite Hot Mommy Blogger and let us Hot Dads do the final selections

If any of you have other suggestions…Please include their blog URL (and maybe a hot picture of them…just kidding...well...)

Feel free to include links to all of your favorites…it can be more than one.

Picture of my... 'Package'

Being that it is the weekend…and nobody reads…or comments on blogs… I am going to do something ...

COMPLETELY OFF THE WALL!

Click the following link for a photo of my HUGE ‘package’!!!!!!

PASSION

MY LOVE...
MY PASSIONS

...ENOUGH SAID.

Posted By BedsideTalesMan

My Balls

As a stay at home dad, I do have a lot of the same concerns, issues and interactions as many of the mommy bloggers out there….BUT…I also have balls…these balls that sway between my thighs send messages to my brain on a continual basis that help me to realize that things such as shopping, cute baby pictures, shoes, malls, brunch with friends and movies like ‘The Notebook’ or “when Harry Met Sally’ are just NOT what I should be blogging or worrying about.

My Balls tell me to pay a bit more attention to; love, sex, hot women, fast cars, fishing, camping, the NFL, poker, action movies (with lots of guns), being ‘king’ of my world, protecting and caring for my family, ….oh…..and beer!

Twisted as women think men are…we, as parents, strive for the same things (I think). It is just that we travel differing paths to get there. Men, well….shit….I’ll talk for myself. I seem to take the most difficult, but exciting paths…anything to add adventure and adrenaline to my journey. Women on the other hand, generally tend to take that meandering, path that moves slowly past the flowers and the pretty houses.

So, all in all…don’t be haters ladies. Love us for the end goals…not the path that we take to get there. Remember it is not us that chooses the path…it is our balls. The balls that provide you with pleasure and children…I assure you…you would hate us without them!

A New Begining

As the first post on this new blog, I thought it would be a good idea to shove in your face the reason behind starting this blog. With the enormous amount of mommy bloggers out there…we…the Y chromosomes need to have a voice. As the hottest dads on the internet, we are here to fill you in on all things in dad’s world. Parenting, guy time, the man’s view, sex, women, family, kids, hobbies, etc. are among the topics that we will be writing about.

The main mission here is to create a central place where dads, who want to be heard, can voice there opinions - while also giving the disgustingly huge community of mommy bloggers a place to hear what us guys have to say about parenting and life.

I hope to be able to round up some of the web’s hottest daddy bloggers as contributors so that we have hot fresh and interesting content every day.

If any of you have suggestions on bloggers that you feel would be a good fit…please let me know…or have them email me.