Wednesday, October 28, 2009

True Love

Well everyone….since you liked my last poem, I thought I’d shoot another masterpiece out there for you.


ManicMariah to you, plain Mariah to me
Whatever she’s called, she is Hot indeed

Her sexy body and loony mind
Boy we’re lucky she one of a kind

She love animals, dogs, monkeys and owls
But really hates when I talk of my bowels

Her kids are smart, say thank you and please
She sits and blogs, with her perky double D’s

A woman with the kindest heart
She even giggles when I burp and fart

She’s been called a MILF and a hottie too
Treating her right is all I can do

I will not discus details of my loins
But we see stars while counting coins

Getting lost in the woods is a regular thing
But being with her, I feel like a king

I’m going to keep her, forever if I can
With her on my arm, “I am THE MAN!”

Forever and ever, I envision it every day
Holy crap!…I’m glad I’m not gay!


Daddy Geek Boy said...

Bravo sir.

I especially like the last couplet.

T said...


Yep, I love it! What a tribute!

Brandy said...

I envy her perky double d's. I got em but they sure as hell ain't perky anymore.

Great poem!

chandelier said...

great poem!

Trooper Thorn said...

Getting all misty over here.

Candid Carrie said...

I'm glad you don't have to count the coins all by yourself although you probably still do ;)

TentCamper said...

Thanks for the kudos people...and Trooper, I have some tissue if you need it...
Candid Carrie - bout 70/30 (alls well that ends well!)

ZenMom said...

Shakespeare, Byron, Shelley, Wordsworth ... and, now, TentCamper. ;)

TentCamper said...

see...ZenMom....that is the kind of respect I deserve!!!

Shelle-BlokThoughts said...

Simple amazing!!! :) lol! It's endearing yet comical...

Shelle-BlokThoughts said...

Simple amazing!!! :) lol! It's endearing yet comical...

Shelle-BlokThoughts said...

see you're so good I had to state it twice

dadshouse said...

The "her on my arm/I am the man" line is perfect! That is exactly how I know whether a woman is right for me - if I feel great just having her near me.

Missty said...

Aww, so sweet.

Tent camper you are a poet and didn't even know it.

And I love the counting coins idea - good one.

Danielle said...

LOVE IT!!!!!

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