Keepin it clean!!!

Gotta love the ads that go up on craigslist.com on Monday mornings!!!!!

Check this one out!!

Seeking a HOT Exotic Girl to clean my apartment (Santa Monica)

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Date: 2010-06-07, 8:22AM PDT

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Looking for a really hot, young, exotic girl to clean my apartment. Slowly take off all your clothes for me, until all you have on are a pair of socks or sneakers, then start claning my apartment. I will pay $200 per cleaning session and am looking for at least twice per month. If we click, you can come over more often. Before you start, we will need to meet for a quick cup of coffee nearby. This is for your benefit, as well as mine. Lot's of phonies on this website. If you are serious, please respond with your picture and some stats. We can do this TODAY, later this afternoon.

Thanks for reading my ad.

Marketing at its finest!!! Craigslist style

I thought that you all would get a kick out of this.

On a regular basis, I scan craigslist.com looking for a good heavy bag that I can put up here at the house.

Anyway...this morning I came across this add (which looked typical...until the last line.)

Punching bag with stand - $150

I'm selling my punching bag and the stand it hangs from because I no longer have a garage to keep them in. Both are in excellent condition. You can pick it up in the evening from my apartment. The bag will fit easily in any car but you'll need a truck to get the stand in one piece, since it's tall and wide. If you seriously want it and you call in advance, I'll disassemble it for you to make for easier transport, but of course you'll have to reassemble it once you get it home, so, your choice.

Anyways, call or email me if you want a new punching bag. It's great for blowing off steam and it's way better than beating your wife. Usually.

Conor

Craigslist Baby Crib And Stripper Pole Search

While browsing Craigslist for a used crib for our upcoming second offspring, my wife discovered this:



Okay, so from this listing we can deduct a few things. It is apparent this chick is having a baby, that‘s why she’s searching for a crib. I am going out on a limb here, but it seems that she also realizes that money is often required to care for a baby. So because she is a high school dropout, who got knocked up by the 35 year old alcoholic down the street who was living out of his moms garage, she never got her degree or GED. So she feels that she can’t apply anywhere that would pay enough to support another fatherless child. That is why she has been contemplating whether stripping would be the job for her. So she wants a stripper pole to learn the classy art of whoring herself out for money. For the kids of course. And while she is learning the most affective positions in which one can wrap their legs around a pole while swiping at one dollar bills, she thought it best to start cleaning houses to pay for her pole dancing certification classes. Now, the only thing I’m not sure about, is what she plans to put up for bartering in return for all these things. Because god knows we don’t want her getting pregnant again.