Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Craigslist Baby Crib And Stripper Pole Search

While browsing Craigslist for a used crib for our upcoming second offspring, my wife discovered this:



Okay, so from this listing we can deduct a few things. It is apparent this chick is having a baby, that‘s why she’s searching for a crib. I am going out on a limb here, but it seems that she also realizes that money is often required to care for a baby. So because she is a high school dropout, who got knocked up by the 35 year old alcoholic down the street who was living out of his moms garage, she never got her degree or GED. So she feels that she can’t apply anywhere that would pay enough to support another fatherless child. That is why she has been contemplating whether stripping would be the job for her. So she wants a stripper pole to learn the classy art of whoring herself out for money. For the kids of course. And while she is learning the most affective positions in which one can wrap their legs around a pole while swiping at one dollar bills, she thought it best to start cleaning houses to pay for her pole dancing certification classes. Now, the only thing I’m not sure about, is what she plans to put up for bartering in return for all these things. Because god knows we don’t want her getting pregnant again.

9 comments:

Missty said...

LOL. Funny. I think she is a pregnat lady who wants to get her "pre-baby" body back by taking some pole dancing classes that are popping up all over the place. I hear they are a serious work out.

And either she is looking for someone to clean her house, or she cleans houses as a part time job.

But love your post and humor.

The Pipster said...

Please nominate that post for the Best of CL. I think you are probably right on with your assumption too.

Wicked Shawn said...

I was thinking specialty stripper, some men are turned on by the preggos, and since pregnant women are exhausted, she will need someone else to do the cleaning.....hmmmmmm..... cute post.

TentCamper said...

Very funny!! I love seeing these craigslist ads. Some of them are outrageous!!

Trooper Thorn said...

Donald Trump got his start the exact same way!

dadshouse said...

She wants the pole to keep in shape. She'll do nude house cleaning to barter. As for the crib - it's Hollywood, so it could be some weird domination thing. You never know!

Waaaaaa!!! I want my mommy!

LoJo said...

Yikes!

Barefoot Dreamer said...

I am crying from laughter.... ahhh craigslist

J.R. Reed said...

Gob bless America and God bless you for writing this! As someone who spent the majority of his life in So. Cal. I can only imagine what this chick looks like. The one thing that surprises me is that the ad says Hollywood. I would have totally expected her to be from The 909!

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