How I learned to mind my own bisiness
How I learned to mind my own business...
I was walking past the mental hospital the other day, And all the
patients were shouting, '13....13....13.'
The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a Little gap in the
planks, so I looked through to see What was going on......
Some idiot poked me in the eye with a stick!
Then they all started shouting '14....14....14'...
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1. These tickle me!
2. They might make some that smells like golf courses, hunting cabin or whatever else your dood likes!
3. That is just wrong.
4. I'll be having cabbage, hold the condoms please.
5. Sometimes I wish I was.
LITTLE VITO ON ENGLISH
Little Vito goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today, we are going to
learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a
Little Vito says, "Mas-tur-bate."
Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, Little Vito, that's a mouthful"
Little Vito says, "No, Miss Rogers. You're thinking of a blow-job."
6. LOL go Rod.
My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds...'
I bought her a bathroom scale.
And then the fight started....
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The Boy and the Pine Forest - One day, his parents drove him several hours outside of the city and the place that he knew as home. They passed by meadows, farms and forests on the way t...