Sunday, February 21, 2010

Sunday Slides, Funnies, Caption Contest

How I learned to mind my own bisiness

How I learned to mind my own business...
I was walking past the mental hospital the other day, And all the
patients were shouting, '13....13....13.'

The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a Little gap in the
planks, so I looked through to see What was going on......

Some idiot poked me in the eye with a stick!

Then they all started shouting '14....14....14'...


Click any pic to big.

1. These tickle me!

2. They might make some that smells like golf courses, hunting cabin or whatever else your dood likes!

3. That is just wrong.

4. I'll be having cabbage, hold the condoms please.

5. Sometimes I wish I was.


Little Vito goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today, we are going to

learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a

multi-syllable word?"

Little Vito says, "Mas-tur-bate."

Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, Little Vito, that's a mouthful"

Little Vito says, "No, Miss Rogers. You're thinking of a blow-job."


6. LOL go Rod.

My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds...'

I bought her a bathroom scale.

And then the fight started....

Caption contest! Give it your best shot!!!

Come on you can do it!


The Pipster said...

Caption contest: 3 Pees in a Pod.

TentCamper said...

" look at my ass again and I'll piss on your leg!"

Joanna Cake said...

The Pipster nicked mine!

Loving the Rod Stewart quote :)

Anonymous said...

Excellent stuff!

Barefoot Dreamer said...

yeah I like Pip's but I can tell ya that looks just like my house all summer long. dang boys...

Danielle said...

Can't compete with Pippi's. That gets my vote.

TentCamper said...

WHAT!? You mean I am not gonna win this one?

TentCamper said...

Geese...this plant is kind of 'prick-ly'

Daddy Geek Boy said...

Mom said to water the plants.

dadshouse said...

The pic of the kids peeing is too funny. I used to be that boy!!

UP said...

Laughing so hard I've got to pee too! Damn, it's cold outside!

(I wanna be a hot dad!)

Barefoot Dreamer said...

UP - you may send application and all necessary pics to me. ;) I can't make you a hot dad... but...

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