Thursday, April 2, 2009

MILFy is...Hot Boobs Or A Great Ass?

OK…so I posted this the other day on I Pee In The Wind and after the comments started rolling in…I thought that I should re-post it with some clarification.

I am talking about that ONE physical attribute on a women’s body that gets your blood moving. Come on ladies, you can play too. I KNOW that you find the woman’s body attractive. (c’mon…say that you don’t. I knew that you couldn’t)

I can also tell you another way that I know that women find women hot… when you are walking with your man (or woman) and you are about to walk by someone that you think is hot, you automatically watch us out of the corner of your eye…to see if we are going to check them out.

I love every part of a woman…shit…that’s not true. I HATE feet. But besides that, it’s all good. I can be an ass man and still love tweaking nipples and playing with fun bags.

So once again...

As with all living things…we as humans have types. By type I mean that thing we say when describing qualities that attract us to one another. Let me rephrase that…”I am an ass man.” I say that because saying “I am a lips man” or “I am an eyes man” sounds kind of …un manly. Those are, in fact, the three physical attributes in a woman that can make me come to attention…so to speak.

*To Mariah: You have incredible eyes and lips and if I go more than a few hours without inappropriately staring at your ass…or giving it a good slap…I get the shakes and go into withdrawals.

OK…back to my pre-disclaimer thought. I think that I’d say I like butts and lips evenly and eyes come in a close second. If you have all three (like my baby) consider yourself special.

Don’t get me wrong ladies, I know that what is on the inside is more important and looks only get you so far…yada yada. I am NOT talking about love…nor even wanting to strike up a conversation with anyone. Just that thing that catches your eye at first glimpse. You ladies have it too…buff chest, six pack abs…a large bulge in the pants, etc. You know…that thing that lets us know that we are still alive.

I am not sure, nation-wide…or world wide where I’d fit in the percentages…Are there more ass men than boob men? Speaking of boob men…they are kind of funny. The boob men that I know are like scavengers, in my book. It seems that they look at every set that walks by. Big, small, real, fake, firm and perky, droopy and low…all of them. Maybe some guys become boob men because it is the easiest part of a woman’s body to see. To get a good read on an ass takes the right angle, the right outfit…and even then you sometimes never know.

**another disclaimer – after checking out Google Analytics, it seems that the terms Boobs, Hot boobs and MILF tend to send a lot of traffic my way. Anyway, with asses it is different, at least for me. I don’t like NOR LOOK AT; XL, inverted, slanty, extra wide, too high or too low butts. I like a butt with some meat…making it a nice ‘round mound of fun’ I’d post a picture of Mariah’s sexy ass for you to all check out but Webster’s has a copyright of the image for their new dictionary.

See what kind of nonsense looking at Analytics can make people write?

Anyway…What is the ONE thing ??????

20 comments:

Sandi said...

well.....I'd like to say as long it's all proportionate. haha I am not one that likes huge giant boobs. (yes I am a woman) But seriously I DO notice these things. I think insanely large boobs on a small frame is strictly for porn. I myself have kind of a small butt. haha Then again I have an average size chest and I'm a small girl. I don't think DD boobs would like right on me. I'm 5'2" and 100 pounds so...yeah that would look a little out of place. I don't mind a bubbly butt but that's not something I'll ever have. I am content with what I have and apparently it's not bad. I get comments. LOL For me as long as it's not really flat or huge it's ok. As for guys? I don't mind a nice hard chest and abs. I don't notice the package...bulge...whatever...at all. As a matter of fact you won't catch me glancing there. It's your arms. I love broad arms that can kind of swallow me up. :D

Daddy Geek Boy said...

I am an unabashed boob man. Love 'em. Love 'em. Love 'em. Need 'em. Kate Hudson is pretty and all, but flat as a board so I just tune out.

In conclusion...boobs.

Scandalous Housewife said...

Don't you think it all depends on the man? There's not a universal code of fave attributes?
Oh, Boobs, tits, ass, MILF, Cougar.

Shelle-BlokThoughts said...

I just noticed on the HOT COMMENTERS widget that I'm up there with the comments...That either makes me really pathetic or really cool...I guess it depends on where you're standing.

Since I already commented on this on YOUR personal site...you know my opinion or my guys opinion for that matter...

But as far as what makes it happen FOR me, for a guy...I agree with Sandi. I don't look at the BULGE I honestly look at the face...mostly EYES and SMILE with nice teeth...in fact, if a guy has a nice smile that reaches his eyes, with nice white straight teeth to go along with it...I get all melty.

But I also like that broad shoulders that cut to a nice trim waist...I'm just saying...

If you HOT DADS have a minute you should check out http://realworldvenusmars.blogspot.com I'm curious to know your opinions on that matter! :)

Shelle-BlokThoughts said...

I think DADHOUSE was the one who commented and started it all! :)

Single Parent Dad said...

I love boobies, and I also like the reverse side. A bare back can be very sexy. That's not to say I don't like a nice backside and legs, legs are sweet. Little bumps for bellys, and conversely flat abs, are sexy. Us guys get spoilt with all these fabulous lady lumps. They have so many.

Barney said...

It's eyes & mouth for me...on a women..

For both sexes it's teeth.. if you dont have a nice set of choppers..their aint NO way Im getting close to you...

Men.. it's height & hands.. Im 5'9 - he's gotta be taller than me, and since Ive been blessed w/huge boobs, ass, hands & feet... his hands had better be bigger than mine.. I come from a long line of Vikings..LOL

Glamour Girl said...

A woman's lower back for some reason, I find it sexy. I prefer slight tone and no tattoos so you don't see many of those backs, but when I do I turn my head.

Cameron said...

Boobs, all the way. Love em all, big boobs, little boobs, perky boobs, saggy boobs, nipply boobs, bouncy boobs, squeezed together boobs, boobs with tats, boobs without, covered boobs, uncovered boobs, lesbian boobs, straight boobs, floppy boobs....boobs, boobs, boobs, boobs, boobs, boobs, boobs.

M said...

I would have to say I'm a boob girl, with a butt being a close second.

Boobs are just straight up cool :)

Amber said...

On women I love to watch the curve of their sides...you know, between their bra strap and the waist of their pants or whatever they are wearing for bottoms.
On guy, I don't notice anything physical, what grabs my attention is their ability to make me laugh. Were I forced to choose something physical it would have to be their hair style. I love hair styles on men. Bald, the stubble under my fingers, long, the way it runs through my fingers...short, the way it can tickle.

dadshouse said...

I'm an ass man. No question! I love a woman with hips and a nice butt. And I especially like the view of said body party during certain activities invoving a man and woman getting all lovey dovey. (Is there a nice way to say doggie style?)

It's Just Me said...

I know we are talking women here, but let me first say for guys it is a great back side from lower back curve to the curve out on the legs after a nice firm... ok.. anyway

for women? Hmmm If a woman has a nice set of boobs they look even better with a nice rounded hip. Good thing I am straight - I couldn't score the kind of girl I would be attracted to ;)

Hubman said...

I have to choose?

Strong, lean legs and a flat tummy rock!

But to answer the question...

Boobs!!!

Southern Sage said...

Lips, eyes, butt.

in that order.

LiteralDan said...

I'd have to go with legs, but it's a long, long list of very close contenders.

ZenMom said...

How the heck did I miss this post the first time around?!

Oh, right, lurker then.

Damn.

Too late to vote? Don't care. Still gonna:

Proportion: Bewbs-to-waist-to-hips ratio. When the proportions are right, it's beautiful, no matter big or small. When they're not, no joy.

Sébastian Hell said...

Boobs first, no question.

Especially since when walking, you can see them arriving at you rather than having to wait until they pass you to see what you want to look at.

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Anonymous said...

It's all about the ass......a girl with a nice curvy butt but small breasts I can accept, but nice breasts and a flat ass is (almost) inexcusable.....something so sensual about a nicely formed booty.....propped up on great legs of course......oh and light eyes (especially on a brunette).......

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