Tuesday, September 8, 2009

Random Thoughts

Well the Hot Momma Shelle does a random thoughts post where people leave their random thoughts and others comment on them or just read them and ponder or laugh or whatever. I figured we'd do that here. So here's how it works. You leave your random thought in the comment box, or leave a comment on aa random thought of someone else! Check back and lets see how many thoughts you all can come up with.

Here is one I left on Shelle's once that she liked.

Why when a woman goes to the gyno, he leaves while she undresses?????????????

or Why do drive on a park way and park on a driveway?

any random thought.

Go get em. See how random your thoughts are compared to others.

I want to see her naked, is that a random thought if I think it 98976756989328378 times a day?

I'm sure I posted in Sageville. Y'all have a big ole day!

74 comments:

chocdrop said...

I have the day off and I am so glad that I have nothing to do but indulge in endless blogs.

Danielle said...

Why do I always have a bad hair day when I have plans?

Why when you tell someone that he can't come to the phone because he is in the bathroom, would you ask "do you know if he will be long?"

Brandy said...

Why do people who smoke in their cars, then throw cigarette butts out of the window? It's not like the stench follows it.

TentCamper said...

Why the F does Arizona not participate in daylight savings?

Why do people insist on cleaning their house 'before' the cleaning lady comes?

What is the point of decaf coffee? (coffee tastes like shit...unless it is regular and you get the cafine goodness)

TentCamper said...

Why the F does Arizona not participate in daylight savings?

Why do people insist on cleaning their house 'before' the cleaning lady comes?

What is the point of decaf coffee? (coffee tastes like shit...unless it is regular and you get the cafine goodness)

Janie Woods said...

Why do people brush their teeth before going to the dentist for a cleaning??? Make them work for the money!!

Anonymous said...

Is it really cheating if you just talk online?

Anonymous said...

Okay, is it really cheating if you talk dirty to each other online.?

Danielle said...

ohh, We need to find out who anonymous is! :)

Chief said...

The first random thought I had when I was looking through READER is...

"Can I open this post from Hot dads while I'm at work, or should I wait til late tonight when no one will see?"

that's usually the thought I have whenever you post :)

Shelle-BlokThoughts said...

Um hello anonymous! Heheheh someone follow her computer address!

BTW everyone Sage does NOT think that! That would leave no time for the other hundreds of women he says that about!

Random thought...

Is it just me or when u imagine someone from their writing u imagine them a lot hotter than they r?

And same thing for book characters when they make them into a movie!?

Nonflammable said...

it's considered impolite to say you're too fat but not impolite to say you're too skinny (implying they're bulemic or anorexic).

Chapter Two said...

can I hug Lynn? I have said that often girl!

Shelle has a fire today.

Why do other people lay their stress on my shoulders - i.e. hubby and best friend? I have really small shoulders geeez

Sage, Shelle is hot and I am pretty sure she likes me.

When will I get to get to be a hot Mama?

Maybe since I just found out what MILF means I am not qualified.

Why are naps so much more enjoyable then regular sleep?

When did I become the responsible adult and why do I often wonder when the real adult is stepping in to tell me what to do.

Why can't people see how stupid they are - does everyone blow smoke at them? Someone should tell stupid people they are just that.

Are animals at the zoo really happy? Do they know any better?

I haven't taken a dance class in almost 16 years - I tried today ... I am such an out of shape, out of rhythm fool, like I said I would never become.

Why does the weather always play with your mood?

Why are most of my random thoughts questions?

Most of the cool blog people live far far away. Is that what makes them cool? The fact that I couldn't just run into them at Walmart?

Sigh... why do I have to be me today. Off to meet the bus... Tootles.

Chapter Two said...

Did you all know I was so random?

Shelle-BlokThoughts said...

When someone plays DUMB on purpose... are you suppose to play along?

Anonymous said...

Oh Sage meant any "her" not specifically Shelle, though she isn't immune to it!

Anonymous said...

Danielle: I have the same exact problem!
I never understood it!

Shelle-BlokThoughts said...

LYNN and BFD... yes it is RUDE to call someone too FAT... and NOT rude to call someone too skinny... whiners!

(okay politically correct YES it would be rude... and someday when I'm on the skinny end of the scale, I'll side with ya'll!)

I'm on FIRE??? WHAT???

And of course I want BFD, but only because I have told her many of times that I envy her body... but I'm not into girls, EVEN if I lead her on... sorry BFD! hehehe

It seems that not only is BFD Random... but she lives around a LOT of stupid people... she randomly posts that thought everytime I post my Random post!!! Love ya girl!

Anonymous said...

TC I don't drink any hot liquid ever anyway!

Anonymous said...

JW
WHatsa dentist?

Anonymous said...

Anon, it is perfectly acceptable for a female to dirty chat with me. Feel free. Also sending naked or semi naked pics over the interesting net is not only acceptable it is recommended if you are a female. It is a healing of sorts and its carb and fat free so you can actually lose weight doing it!

Anonymous said...

Shelle I am way way way hotter than anyone here imagines,

Shelle-BlokThoughts said...

Wow... I was all excited that Sage thought about wanting to see me nekked like a bagillion times... and then he has to open his blog mouth and re-define what he meant!

I'm spitting in your general direction!

Right now Sage!

Anonymous said...

Lynn I'm too fat, say it if you want.

Anonymous said...

BFD Shelle might wanna see YOU naked!
Or have some RHML
I'm for it too!

Anonymous said...

BFD I tell people they are stoopid every tues and Sat.

Shelle-BlokThoughts said...

Randomly asking... why ISN'T BFD a Hot Mamma??? She flaunts her stuff every THURSDAY!

That qualifies the same as sending it in an email right?

Anonymous said...

Shelle yes play along with em!!! They like it!

Anonymous said...

@ Shelle @ BFD
She must like the others before her send me naked pics and naughty thoughts before she can have hot mamma-dom!

Irish Gumbo said...

The expiration date on jars of pickles rarely bothers me. In fact, maybe never bothers me. Hmmm.

Anonymous said...

Shelle Now Cupcake you know ole big poppa sage thinks of you naked 989898992949890034903 to the 35 power.

I didn't mean to short change you on the first go round.

Shelle-BlokThoughts said...

HA!!! HA!!! HA!!! Then she should be a HOT MAMMA already!!! Right BFD??? hehehehe

Shelle-BlokThoughts said...

Irish Gumbo... ME NEITHER!!! I LOVE pickles! Weird...

Anonymous said...

Shelle-BlokThoughts said...

When someone plays DUMB on purpose... are you suppose to play along?

Shelle-BlokThoughts said...

Irish Gumbo... ME NEITHER!!! I LOVE pickles! Weird...

Shelle-BlokThoughts said...

I love that TentCamper's thought was SOOOOO random he had to say it TWICE!!!

LIAR Sage!!! Everybody I'm calling him on it... Sage is a BIG Fat (yes lynn and bfd I'm calling him fat) LIAR!!!

Anonymous said...

I didn't even know they had an expiration date on pickles. Hmmmm
I better check that out, I don't think they have one on pickled okra either.

Anonymous said...

Why you all the time gotta call me fat for?

Shelle-BlokThoughts said...

I just found out that if you cross your legs to go #2 that it makes it all flow easier... true story!

I have yet to try it!

That counts as a random act... not thought.

Irish Gumbo said...

@Shelle: Mmm,pickles...

@Sage: I checked my fridge: the pickles had a date on them, the pickled okra did not. Wonder why that is? I likes me some pickled okra...

Anonymous said...

Is it rude to poop talk or poop text?

I mean should you alert the person you are texting that you are pooing also?

Irish Gumbo said...

The phrase 'ball bearings' always makes me wince, a little.

Anonymous said...

IG
I knew I liked you! Anyone that eats pickled okra and is Irish has gotta be good people.

Shelle-BlokThoughts said...

Irish Gumbo: thanks for validating that!

Sage: not rude to poo/#2 text... but it IS weird to KNOW someone is #2-ing when you are talking with them... so it's probably better that you don't...

but if you do... cross your legs! :)

Shelle-BlokThoughts said...

I think it's rude that somebody on FaceBook keeps poking me!!! I GET IT ALREADY!!!

Shelle-BlokThoughts said...

I think this is going to boost Sage and I to the top of the HOT Commentators list! lol!

Anonymous said...

Stands to reason..... being the hottest and all!

Shelle-BlokThoughts said...

So true! Such a burden such a burden... shakes head...

Shelle-BlokThoughts said...

Irish... ummmm I've never heard that phrase ball bearings... and I probably couldn't relate anyway! :)

Homer and Queen said...

Oh I have missed you Sage!!! You guys make me laugh!!! (I need it)

AND

I want Shelle and BFD!!! In a non-prison movie kind of way!!!

And I am way hot on paper!!!

TentCamper said...

...hey Sage and Shelle....pick up the damn phone and call one another already!!!!!

Random...that it is bothering me to have more than 50 comments on a post on my blog.

32, 15,9,64, 18, 1

Chapter Two said...

ummm, well this isn't random - but don't you Shelle and you Sage have jobs already? Geez did you two get fired for all the commenting you were doing today? Is all the laundry done Shelle? Are all the trellis done Sage... sigh- you two.

Chapter Two said...

You are totally lucky - I mean I am totally lucky that I am avoiding tax work to read this all.

Chapter Two said...

Queen - I want you too... or at least I want to have your wit and charm and grace.

Chapter Two said...

Okra? Do they sell that North of Iowa?

Chapter Two said...

I have never texted and #2ed at the same time... that is all I am saying.

Chapter Two said...

Shelle- why should I be qualified under Sage's standards? Are you assuming I have sent him private pics and naughty thoughts ... I save those all for you silly.

Too bad we are both married - oh yeah, and straight ;P

Chapter Two said...

Why is it always more fun to comment when Shelle and Sage are pissy @ each other?

Chapter Two said...

Tent Camper - you visit my blog, I'll visit yours - you comment, I'll comment back. You scratch my back and I'll purrrrrrrrr

j/k - kinda

Amber said...

Sage: if your tongue & ears got fat when you get fat, then there skinny guys would be left all alone...can you imagine all the ladies goin nuts for all that meaty tongue??
My random thought for the day is Why, when you collect the sheeps wool in Farmville (FB App) do they not go bald??

Chapter Two said...

Oh, and TC you clean for the cleaning lady - cuz it is called "picking up your sh*t, not cleaning... they get paid by the hour. they would be at a persons house all day if they first had to pick all the sh*t up. plus, do you really want to pay her to pick your underwear off the floor?

nuckingfutsmama said...
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nuckingfutsmama said...

Why do people drive around & around looking for the closest parking place at the gym? Get out & walk your ass! Isn't that the whole purpose?!

nuckingfutsmama said...

Why do people say, "how's it going?" when they could really give a shit less?

Why do people put those stupid freaking "Baby on Board" decals on their car? Am I supposed to not crash into your car as hard because you have a little person on board?

Why the hell am I supposed to tip the dude at the Starbucks drive thru simply because he handed me my grande green iced tea?

Why do men not understand the power of a good scalp massage?

Shelle-BlokThoughts said...

so TC... you are saying you didn't want me to comment on your comment box??? I'm confused!

I'm not allowed to call boys on the phone so that is out anyway!!! :)

Sorry about all the comments?

And men most certainly DO NOT understand the power of a good scalp massage! :)

Shelle-BlokThoughts said...

OH! And i think BFD and Irish Gumbo should also be smacked on the hand...

send me your numbers guys! ;)

Anonymous said...

First I wonder randomly of course did Shelle leave the 69th comment then no more on purpose?

What dos that mean about Shelle?

Anonymous said...

My number?
1-800-big-stud

gonna change it to a 900 though it rings slap off the hook now!

Anonymous said...

Nuts!!

Yes we do we always give scalp massages.... when naked and your head is in our lap!

When people say hows it going or how are you to me I say "poor, fat and bald, how bout you!"

Anonymous said...

Amber you mean there would be MORE chicks in line?
hehehe

Anonymous said...

BFD, was Shelle pissy with me?
hmmmmmmmm

Anonymous said...

Shelle & BFD there is always a first time. I wouldn't think the married part would come into play, I feel certain your respective husbands would approve!

Chapter Two said...

I do believe that Shelle ended on 69 on purpose (she has a secret naughty side I bet)

Shelle and I were only meant to "be friends" Beside- hubby said chicks are still cheating - he is soooo picky!

Pissy with you - nahhh, she is "playin ya". From one playa to another ;P

Chapter Two said...

I just got back from town - everyone was looking at me. Pretty sure someone put something on me, or I had something on my face... stop looking at me!

Why can't my kids even play "Sorry" without fighting?

I can't spell anymore. I think I have a brain tumor.

TC - coffee is like cigarettes (i don't smoke btw) they both taste bad until you are hooked.

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