Sunday, September 6, 2009

Sunday Slides, Give away, Caption Contest, Funny

First y'all needta hit up the deliciously sexy Isabella and give her contest a try so she can redo your blog! If you don't remember mine before it was plain ole plain and she whooped it right up! Now its the awesomest ever!

Rules for Isabella Snow's September blog makeover contest! Entering is easy! Just copy and paste this (entire) blurb to your blog (make sure the links still work!) and then email Isabella a link to your blog post. The contest deadline is at midnight GMT July 31. One winner will be selected the following day by a drawing of names; the name will be posted here; and the winner will be emailed, as well. A new, totally original blog will be completed within two weeks of winning. One entry per blog. *Blogger.com customization only*, see the Blogbunnie Blog Design portfolio for layout options.

Y'all try it out!

John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual
gimmicks. His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to change. One day John came home with another one of his unusual purchases. It was a robot that John claimed was actually a lie detector.

It was about 5:30 that afternoon when Tommy, their 11 year old son, returned home from school.. Tommy was over 2 hours late.
"Where have you been? Why are you over 2 hours late getting home?" asked John.

"Several of us went to the library to work on an extra credit project," said Tommy. The robot walked around the table and slapped Tommy, knocking him completely out of his chair..

"Son," said John, "this robot is a lie detector, now tell us where you really were after school."

"We went to Bobby's house and watched a movie." said Tommy.

"What did you watch?" asked Marsha.

"The Ten Commandments. " answered Tommy.

The robot went around to Tommy and once again slapped him, knocking him off his chair. With his lip quivering, Tommy got up, sat down and said, "I am sorry I lied. We really watched a tape called Sex Queen.."

"I am ashamed of you son," said John. "When I was your age, I never lied to my parents."

The robot walked around to John and delivered a whack that nearly knocked him out of his chair.

Marsha doubled over in laughter, almost in tears and said, "Boy, did you ever ask for that one! You can't be too mad with Tommy. After all, he is your son!" The robot walked around to Marsha and knocked her out of her chair.....

1. A boodb a Boob Yessssssssssssssssssssss A BOOOOOOB!


2. I dunno I got nuttin!



3. LOL




Well here ya go, give it your best shot!!! (Shelle Don't look!!!!)


I'm sure I posted in Sageville!

y'all give the contest a try, and everyone hit the caption contest. I hope y'all have a big ole weekend!

10 comments:

Barefoot Dreamer said...

He wore an itsy bitsy teeny "wieny"

Southern Sage said...

hahahhahahahaa
good one!

Chief said...

Hmmm...I keep getting this feeling I forgot something...I've got my hat, my flip flops....

thecheekofgod said...

Reference the opening contest . . . It's 6 September where I'm at. Wonder if it's too late to enter . . .

Southern Sage said...

Cheek, your calender is running ahead but since it is then you can still play.

My bad it is a September contest!!!

Keith Wilcox said...

Ok, that's pretty funny. Now, about that picture of the fat naked guy. You realize how very disturbing that is, right? :-) Half expect someone to harpoon him.

TentCamper said...

Sage....I don't know what to say....I am speachless....(yeah, I know ...me speachless?)

I'll try, but ....damn!

CJ said...

Ummmmmm, YUCK!?!? Do you think it looks so small cause he's so big or is he so big cause he knows it's so small nobody wants it and therefore, why try????

CJ said...

P. S. Can we please assume photoshop here, cause I see kids in that picture???? They'll be scarred for life....

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