Sunday, September 27, 2009

Sunday Slides and Sillies, Link and Caption Contest

I trust everyone is having a lazy naughty football/nascar weekend out there. Here are some funnies and some slides and of course a caption contest, a TRIPLE feature this weekend!

Two old guys were chatting.....
One said to the other:
"My 85th birthday was yesterday.
The wife gave me an SUV".
Other guy responded:
"Wow, that's amazing!!.....
Imagine, an SUV!!..
What a great gift!"
First guy:
"Yup !!.... Socks, Underwear and Viagra!"


I swear a know a dude who looks just like one of these fella's!



A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags rips, and every once In a while a $20 bill falls out onto the sidewalk.

Noticing this, a policeman stops her, and says, "Ma'am, there are $20 Bills falling out of your bag."

"Oh, really? Darn!" said the little old lady. "I'd better go back, and see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me."

"Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "How did you get all that money? "You didn't steal it, did you?"

"Oh, no", said the little old lady. "You see, my back yard is right next to the football stadium parking lot. On game days, a lot of fans come and pee through the fence into my flower garden.. So, I stand behind the fence with my hedge clippers. Each time some guy sticks his thing through the fence, I say, '$20 or off it comes'.

"Well, that seems only fair" laughs the cop. "OK. Good luck! Oh, by the way, what's in the other bag?"

"Well, you know, not everybody pays"..

hehehehe


yeah I' not so hungry anymore!


Ok this week it'sa special! Triple feature! I'll number em and you can give em a caption if you'd like! (click to open in a new window and big)


1.
2.


3.


That last one makes me laugh like craaaaaazy!

Ok give it a shot!! Come back and see who has a good one! I posted on Mars vs Venus and of course in Sageville. Y'all would like MvV check it out.

Sage is out.

13 comments:

ChocDrop said...

#2. They said it was a costume party in July, I just ran in to get some beer.

Just Jules said...

#1 New version of tighty whities

Southern Sage said...

LOL ladies!

TentCamper said...

1. "See, I knew that if I put on these spandex xhorts they'd never know I'm wearing Spiderman Underoos"

2. "$176 dollars?!....can we go see your manager and ...see if we can work out a trade?...I'm well worth $176"

3. "Walmart...an equal opportunity retailer!"

Donna-FFW said...

I can NOT believe I just found this blog... I LOVE it! I hope youll visit mine.. we have similiar humor;)

Missty said...

1. What? Its saturday... I'm a Soccer dad.

2. What you lookin' at?

3. Can't we all just get along.

Or #2. Me and my daddy just love to wear matching colors.

Missty said...

Ok, #3. Do these spandex make my butt look fat?

Missty said...

Oops that would be #1. about the spandex! lol

Danielle said...

Um, did you say hehehe?

Southern Sage said...

LOL @ TC aand Misssssssssssssssssssty

Good ones!

Southern Sage said...

Donna, admit it it's my stunning good looks that enthused you so right?

Danielle, I did! That was funny! Come on admit you sniggered!

Danielle said...

Sage- Yes, I sniggered, but it was at you not with you. What guy says that? :)

Southern Sage said...

Danielle: Sweeeeeeeeet! You have now reaached the next to top rung, there is only one thing better I can make a woman do!!

Only the beautiful guys can swing it! Sigh.

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