Friday, May 1, 2009

My own National Lampoon's Vacation

For one day, I was Chevy Chase. And, not the good Chevy Chase who made America laugh on Saturday Night Live, or in his movies Caddy Shack or Fletch. No, I was Chevy Chase from National Lampoon's Vacation.

And, my girls will never let me forget it.

In the movie Vacation, Chevy Chase plays Clark Griswold, a family man who plans a cross country trip with his family to visit the fictional amusement park Wally World. After mishap after mishap, the family finally arrives to Wally World only to find it closed for a week due to repairs.

A great watch for the audience, however, in real life with four daughters in a car on a five-hour round trip drive, it's nothing short of hell.

I came up with a plan Sunday morning to take my girls to one of my favorite destinations as a child. Nestled under in the Eastern Sierra mountains, the Mt. Whitney Fish Hatchery is one of the oldest in the state and one of the most visited.

I told my girls all about the hatchery during breakfast and tried to convince them that it was worth the long drive. They were skeptical to say the least, but agreed that it beat staying home on a beautiful Spring day.

We took off shortly after breakfast and it didn't take long for the 4-year-old to start doing what 4-year-olds do on long trips.

"Are we there yet?"

That was quickly followed by, "Can we stop? I have to go to the bathroom?"

When she wasn't asking one of those questions, the other three were in the back fighting over what road trip game we should play next. Twenty questions, I Spy, and Name that Tune were being played over and over again.

"Dad, I don't want to play that again,'' said Shelby. "They always win and get to pick what they want to play because they are older."

After hearing this, I morphed into my Dad when we used to go on long trips when I was a child. I couldn't believe it was happening, but there was no stopping it.

"Hey girls, why don't you play the Quiet game?"

"What's that?" asked Vanna.

"Let's see who can be the quietest the longest. The winner gets to pick the next CD we play. OK?"

For one minute, it worked. They were quiet and were doing nothing but looking at each other waiting for the other to crack. Then, it was over.

"Dad, this game sucks," said Kern, the oldest and less apt to fall for the trick. "All the CDs are yours any ways, so we don't want to listen to them any way."

With that, we were back to the, "Are we there yets?", "I am hungry,", and "How much longers?". I was about to scream when I finally saw what I was looking for:

Mt. Whitney Fish Hatchery, 2 miles

The girls began to scream as I turned on the dirt road that led to the hatchery. After driving for a mile, we reached the entrance only to find the gate closed and locked.

"Dad, what does the sign say?"

"Alani, it says its closed because it is damaged from a flood,'' said Kern. "Well, Dad, that was worth the drive."

I couldn't respond to that the way I wanted to, so instead I unloaded the girls and we had lunch outside the gate while sitting on the dirt road. They asked a few questions about the surrounding mountains and it appeared as if I was forgiven.

Then, Vanna asked a question that she didn't like the answer to.

"Can we go to the mall here?"

"Babe, this is a little town. They don't have a mall here."

"Why did we come here?"

"I don't know, babe. I don't know."

10 comments:

said...

Aw. Bless your heart! Daddy had a good intention... but the universe didn't give a crap.

I SO get this. Hope the scenery along the way was nice at the very least.

Shelle-BlokThoughts said...

LOL... oh that is so sad! Being a daughter myself... once... I would have been SO mad at my dad! lol! I probably would have been a complaining little minx the whole rest of the time!

But I've matured since then... so don't hold that against me!

That was a great story! And I love that movie!

Just Jules said...

however, these are the stories you will remember. The ones you will sit around at thanksgiving years from now and laugh about. they probably would have never remembered the trip otherwise!

Mariah said...

Sounds like my dad

Homer and Queen said...

And you don't think moms want to smack the little devil spawn in the same scenerio? Why do you think we invented ipods! (1 for each of em')

Tuesday Taylor said...

So you then pulled a gun on the Park Ranger to let you in and went skinny dipping with Christie Brinkley?

M said...

I'm suprised none of them asked why you didn't Google it and check to make sure it was open.

Hey, quality time is quality time, right?

Anonymous said...

Things that suck.....sorry!!

Greta said...

Lol. The quiet game does suck.

Not a soccer mom said...

I think it was very sweet of you. You need to point out to them that a lot of dads, sit on the couch with a beer and a game and dont even think of taking the kids out.
I think the ride is half the fun. My kids never said 'are we there yet?' because they grew up going on long road trips. cheap weekend vacations

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