Sunday, May 17, 2009

Caption Contest, Sunday Slides, funny

Subject: Words for Women to Live By :)

1. Aspire to be Barbie - the bitch has everything.

2. If the shoe fits - buy them in every color.

3. Take life with a pinch of salt... A wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.

4. In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the girls!

5. Go on the 30 day diet. (I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days).

6. When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.

7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just your personality.

8. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. They know me here.

9. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.

10. Don't get your knickers in a knot; it solves nothing and makes you walk funny.

11. When life gives you lemons in 2009 - turn it into lemonade then mix it with vodka.

12. Remember where ever there is a good looking; sweet, single or married man there is some woman tired of his bullshit!

13. Keep your chin up, only the first 40 years of parenthood are the hardest.

14. If it has Tires or Testicles it's gonna give you trouble.

15. By the time a women realizes her mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she's wrong.

'Good friends are like stars.........You don't always see them, but you know they are always there' 'Remember yesterday, dream about tomorrow, but live for today'. Now smile and send to any girl wasting time at work, suffering from a hangover, or just suffering from life , that might need a reason to smile!


Well come on now it ain't gonna fold itself!


Don't know if this is just a sick coincidence but....

2007 - Chinese year of the Chicken - Bird Flu Pandemic devastates parts of
Asia

2008 - Chinese year of the Horse - Equine Influenza decimates Australian
racing

2009 - Chinese year of the Pig - Swine Flu Pandemic kills hundreds of pigs
around the globe.

Has any one else noticed this???!!!!!!!!!!!!!



It gets worse........

next year......



2010 - Chinese year of the Cock - what could possibly go wrong?
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hehehehe I'm for it!



Caption Contest! Give this one your best shot!


I got nothing! Hope y'all have a big ole lazy Sunday!

Southern Sage

16 comments:

Just Jules said...

Caption - how come this one is bigger then the one I saw in the shower daddy?

Not a soccer mom said...

'Tired of too much technology, Blogging, texting, facebook and myspace, the Johnstons went back to nature...but something went terribly wrong in the time capsule'

Homer and Queen said...

I can't get past #12! Too funny!

TentCamper said...

News Headline... "Parents outraged at the incestuous overtones in the new Planet Of The Apes movie."

TentCamper said...

"Daddy...Why is mommy not interested in it? It is so big and...fun to play with."

TentCamper said...

"Careful honey...these are very delicate jewels."

Rhea said...

omg.

Daddy Geek Boy said...

Next year, I'm picking the Halloween costumes.

Amber said...

that's kinda crazy, year of the Cock

SweetPeaSurry said...

Really? Those outfits aren't folding themselves, Tuck it UNDER already DAD!

Funny list though ... rock ON!

blessings!

Shelle-BlokThoughts said...

They didn't give me one of these on my costume...

#8 explains my life!!! :)

Another Suburban Mom said...

I LOVE the parenting slide. My kids regularly like to play in the dog crate and lock each other in there.

Susan said...

I'm speechless. Seriously, WHAT did you google to find that?

LiteralDan said...

"Even little old ladies knitting things on a porch can creep the shit out of people!"

Anonymous said...

Sex Ed on Crack

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