Sunday Slides, Funny.

A husband and wife were sitting watching a TV program about the psychology of mixed emotions when he turned to his wife and said, "Honey, that's a bunch of crap; I bet you can't tell me something that will make me happy and sad at the same time."

She said, "You have the biggest penis of all your friends."

Bwahahahahaha


1. Ha! There ya go then!
2. Lol thats so true!


3. hehehehe


4. Looks like my kids reaction!



Never Argue with a Woman




One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside
cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.




Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.



She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up,
and begins to read her book.



The peace and solitude are magnificent.

Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat.



He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'




'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')




'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.

'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.'

'Yes, but I see you have all the equipment.
For all I know you could start at any moment.
I'll have to take you in and write you up.'




'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the woman.




'But I haven't even touched you,' says the Game Warden.




'That's true, but you have all the equipment.
For all I know you could start at any moment.'




'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.




MORAL:
Never argue with a woman who reads.



It's likely she can also think.




Caption Contest.


Well there ya go hope y'all have a big ole Sunday!!! Maybe you won't let TC win again this week!