Sunday, May 10, 2009

Caption Contest, Funny, Mothers Day, Sunday Slides

1. Porn for Women!


2. Thats for sure!

Montana Sheriff's Department Interview

A man who wants to become a Montana Sheriff must first be interviewed for the job.

The Deputy doing the interview says, "Your qualifications all look good, but you've got to take an attitude suitability test that before we can hire you."
Sliding a service pistol and a box of ammo across the desk, the Deputy says: "Take this pistol and go out and shoot six illegal aliens, six meth dealers, six Muslim extremists, and a rabbit."

"Why the rabbit?"

"Great attitude," says the Deputy. "When can you start?"



3. ha, wiener dog!


Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake. (My Favorite)
----------------------------------------------------
Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
------------------------------------------------------
Women will never be equal to men
until they can walk down the street with a bald head
and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
------------------------------------------------------


4. Thats just wrong!!!!!!!!





Caption Contest..........



Well I hope all you mommy's out there have a good Mommy's Day and someone showers you with love and a whole bunch of appreciation!
If not then let me offer from all the Hotdads to you a happy fella with some flowers and candy!


Happy Mothers Dayyy!!!!
Sage.

15 comments:

Just Jules said...

Caption - mom you said if I did that again you would knock my head so hard I would never find it again...guess what? Found it!

ChocDrop said...

I have eyes behind me, just like you mom....

Southern Sage said...

lol!!
good ones!

Not a soccer mom said...

Thanks for the Mothers Day wishes, and the 'happy guy' was sweet.

Caption: Jake always loses his head when he goes to the beach.

caption #2: keep your head about you when playing beach football-

Blogging Mama Andrea said...

I like the jokes after number three.

Caption - Look what I caught for dinner!

Homer and Queen said...

LOVE the porn!

TentCamper said...

"I finally got my head out of my ass....and now look what happened."

T said...

Aw damn! Tent Camper stole my line!

Great pic!

Happy Sunday Sage!

Daddy Geek Boy said...

Sadly, I got nothing.

Amber said...

I think TC said it best ;o)

April said...

When hubby and I got married, I wasn't allowed to have a wedding cake for that exact reason! LOL

Mommy In Pink said...

Lol...good stuff!

TentCamper said...

Damn!!! Did I win ...again?

Cath said...

Great pic! I like the boy with the head on the sand. *two thumbs up* :) italtrike

Arthur said...

If lone you appraise casino online, you bidding understand the fact online slots can be.

Related Posts with Thumbnails