Caption Contest, Funny, Mothers Day, Sunday Slides

1. Porn for Women!


2. Thats for sure!

Montana Sheriff's Department Interview

A man who wants to become a Montana Sheriff must first be interviewed for the job.

The Deputy doing the interview says, "Your qualifications all look good, but you've got to take an attitude suitability test that before we can hire you."
Sliding a service pistol and a box of ammo across the desk, the Deputy says: "Take this pistol and go out and shoot six illegal aliens, six meth dealers, six Muslim extremists, and a rabbit."

"Why the rabbit?"

"Great attitude," says the Deputy. "When can you start?"



3. ha, wiener dog!


Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake. (My Favorite)
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Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
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Women will never be equal to men
until they can walk down the street with a bald head
and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
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4. Thats just wrong!!!!!!!!





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Well I hope all you mommy's out there have a good Mommy's Day and someone showers you with love and a whole bunch of appreciation!
If not then let me offer from all the Hotdads to you a happy fella with some flowers and candy!


Happy Mothers Dayyy!!!!
Sage.