Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Memorial Day Long Weekend

So, over the past week I have had the luxury of spending some quality time with all of the kids and just about every one of them has amazed me…in one way or the other.

On a drive home I was asked, “oh, is that your news building?” as we passed the FOX building. I replied, “Yes, I think it is.” Then “Oh, yep…it is…I can see the satellites on the roof” billowed from the back seat. Immediately following that came, “Who invented the Internet?” I responded with “I think it was a group of guys…” Not allowing me to even finish the statement I was hit over the head with, “yeah…the old TVs you had to touch…the new ones you use a remote.”
Being that I could not piece together the thought process behind this string on random statements that came out as a conversation…I just sat there and nodded (with a confused look on my face.)

Next…at a Caribbean restaurant, while we were waiting for our food, I was asked….”Are you getting the corn on the cock?” I quickly replied, “Corn on the COB? Yes. I did order corn on the cob. (I could barely hold in the laughter.)

I was also told, in the not so distant past, that with our new FiOS TV service, that we can ‘INCESTaneously’ get movies for free. (I believe that she was trying to say instantaneously.)

Well….the list goes on and on…I’m sure you get why I question the Santa Monica school system.

14 comments:

Jun Bullan said...

I must congratulate you for being a HOT DAD! the task of motherhood being on your hands is a great responsibility.

Best and the best wishes to you and your baby.

{{ d a n i m o }} said...

yay smusd! but maybe it's not the schools; did you hear the beach near the pier is now like the sixth most polluted beach of the u.s.'s part of the pacific ocean?! well, i could be misstating facts; i didn't get 'em from such a reliable source as fox news. ;) *snorts*

were you able to ever catch that train of thought? it sounds so INCESTering! ;D

Laura said...

hahahaha corn on the cock! That made me snort with laughter :)

Jess said...

LMAO...corn on the cock...sounds like a yeast infection just WAITING to happen!

Swirl Girl said...

I am glad you got to spend some real quality time with your boys...it sounds as though this weekend was without hysterical Ex involvement.

thanks for the Hot Mama award! I always love to deep throat a chili pepper !!

Daddy Geek Boy said...

Pretty much the same thing happens in my house, except that it's coming from my wife and me.

ChocDrop said...

Kids really no how to bring a smile to your face when you least expect it!!
Glad you had some quality time, that is always special.

Momma Sunshine said...

Corn on the cock, huh? There's NO way I would've been able to keep a straight face at that one.

Not a soccer mom said...

hehe seems I am always the only one in my crowd who catches that stuff..
then I am the pervert!
too funny- would love to 'have what your having'

Alicia said...

Hmmm... have they asked you about ADIDAS yet? At least they get it all out in the open - good for everyone!

Amber said...

those are some scary mis-pronunciations!

Brandy said...

Corn on the cock...I think I saw that in a movie somewhere.

I'm joking!

Gwen said...

Oh kids and their malapropisms...so precious. My daughter has said a few of those that have made me blush and laugh hysterically at the same time. I need to start writing that shit down because it's really priceless. And also stuff I want to tease her about when she's a bratty teenager.

M said...

Oh I love those kind of car rides. You can barely keep up with the absurdity being tossed around.

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