Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Things to Ponder, Random Thoughts

What things do you ponder? What Random Thoughts cross your mind? Tell us.

Feel free to comment on others thoughts and pondering!!

thoughts...ponder this

1. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

4. The letters T and G are very close to each other on a keyboard. This recently became all too apparent to me and consequently I will never be ending a work email with the phrase "Regards" again.

5. There is a great need for sarcasm font..

6. Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the f*** was going on when I first saw it.

7. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

8. I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.

9. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

10. The only time I look forward to a red light is when I'm trying to finish a text.

11. Was learning cursive really necessary?

12. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

13. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear what they said?

14. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars teams up to prevent an idiot from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters !

15. MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

16. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

17. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.

18. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

19. Bad decisions and bad experiences make good stories

20. Is it just me or do high school girls get sluttier & sluttier every year?

21. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you've made up your mind that you just aren't doing anything productive for the rest of the day.

22. There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far..

23. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.

24. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.

25. As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.

26. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

27. It should probably be called Unplanned Parenthood.

28. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

29. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet my a$$ everyone can find and push the Snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time every time...


TentCamper said...

Nice work sir! ....though now I will spend my day ...pondering.

Momma Sunshine said...

#8 -- I ALWAYS do this. Hate making multiple trips with grocery bags. I would rather give myself a hernia doing it all in one single trip.

Dr Zibbs said...

The sarcasm font...I like that.

Anonymous said...

Well what are y'all pondering on?

dadshouse said...

Number 9 is hilarious!!!! Yeah, I hope my best bud clears my computer history after I die. Everything goes, except evidence of Hot Dads blog. haha

Anjeny said...

Sage, these are funny stuff. I love #3, #13, #14, #20, #24, #29.

My pondering:

Why are those four big ole teeth in the back of our mouths called wisdom teeth? And does that mean that if we have them pulled, we lose some form of wisdom, if that's the case, why pull them out?

Another one...I read a medical article about how a woman loses a part of her memory every time she has a child. You mean, I not only lose my figure, sleep, any social life the first couple years of a baby's life, I have to lose memory too? But if that's the case, how come I can still remember the excruciating pain of childbirth as if it was just yesterday?

Trooper Thorn said...

Towels never get dirty either. Aren't you are clean when you get out of the shower?

Shelle-BlokThoughts said...

I'm totally guilty of number 28.

I sometimes wish that band aids and a kiss from Mom made everything better still.

Brandy said...

I could have wrote most of this list myself. I even chuckled (uh huh chuckled) out loud at #4, 7, 8 etc.

WannabeVirginia W. said...

OMG! Thank you for that orgasmic laughter. I totally relate to nos. 3, 9, 10, 14, 22, 23 and 26! Heck I can relate to them all.
Awesome Post.

Anonymous said...

Y'all's ponderings are makin me snigger.

(The only 2 words that firefox didn't red line in my comment were "are" and "me")

Keith Wilcox said...

Living in Boulder Co I completely agree with the cyclist observation. Jeez, where does a person even start with those a-holes?

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Anonymous said...

Brilliant! I've always thought there was a need for a sarcasm font because I type sarcastically pretty much all of the time!

Kailyn said...

Not only do #28 but I also give these folks their own ringtone. That way I don't have to run across the room to see that it's a call I don't want to take.

Tracy DeLuca said...

A sarcasm font would certainly help the asshats understand whether a comment is serious or not. Then maybe the anonymous asshat comments would disappear.

Why isn't there an asshat filter on my comments/ emails? I think it should be an auto filter thing.

LOVE these random thoughts.

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