Sunday, November 8, 2009

caption contest, Sunday Slides, Funny,

Don't miss out Ladies!


REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
By Thursday September 30, 2009

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.

Class 1
Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat
Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 wks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM..

Class 2
Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It for 3 Hours?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3
Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping?--Group Debate.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5
Curling Irons--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
At 7:00 PM

Class 6
How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM
Class 7
Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?
Open Forum.
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.
Class 8
Health Watch--They Make Medicine for PMS - USE IT!
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 9
I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.
Class 10
How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim.
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.

Class 11
Learning to Live--How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield.
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined
Class 12
How to Shop by Yourself.
Meets 4 wks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.

1. are there people who haven't used vice grips to make a faucet work?


2. Same as mine too!


3. I dunno but the pic makes me laugh.


4. Should be mandatory Wal-Mart wear!



LOL! Gimme a caption!!



Give the caption your best shot! Swap a boobie pic for every pic you steal! Hope everyone has a delightful Sunday!

8 comments:

Janie Woods said...

How about...

What do you expect? It's San Francisco....

I love BOTH of your Sunday posts. You just keep me coming back for more.

Barefoot Dreamer said...

Sage, how many days did you get for urinating in public?

TentCamper said...

"no clothes, no money, no place to go....I want more of them free meals and hot showers."

WannabeVirginia W. said...

that was hilarious... Love the classes!! That was awesome.

S3XinthePantry said...

wait a minute officer, I'm trying to make some flowers grow here.

Not a soccer mom said...

"Urine front of the police car!"

have seen the classes but fun still

dadshouse said...

Those classes are hilarious

Southern Sage said...

LOL
good captions!

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