Joke of the Day

So, one day a college girl starts to notice a weird rash right on her torso. After rubbing some ointment on it and waiting a few days, she realizes that it is not going away. A week and 3 different creams later, she goes in to see her doctor. The doctor examines the rash and after a careful look, he looks at the girl and tells her that it looks like a kind of rug burn in the shape of an “M”.

The girl looks in the mirror and can now make out the shape. She sits back down and the doctor looks at her and asks, “Have you been having a lot of sex?” The girl nods yes. Then the doctor says, “I am guessing that there is a letter jacket involved.” The girls face lit up. Then the doctor continued…”I take it your boyfriend goes to Michigan State.” Then the girls shyly shook her head and retorted, “No…but my girlfriend goes to Wisconsin.”