Sunday, November 29, 2009

Sunday Slides, Caption Contest, Funny

1. She should be more careful!

2. Feel free to steal this one ladies.
6. Lol.

4. Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa thats excellent right there. Who'da known I could get paid for it, I do it on webcam for free!

For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free.
Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY?
Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a
little sausage.

Men are like....

1. Men are like Laxatives ...... They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like Bananas ..... The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like Weather Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like Chocolate Bars ... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right
for your hips.
6. Men are like Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like Department Stores .....Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like Mascara..... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like Popcorn .... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like Snowstorms .... You never know when they're coming, how
many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like Lava Lamps .... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like Parking Spots ...... All the good ones are taken, the rest
are handicapped.

Now those ain't true are they?

Caption Contest. Come on y'all can do it! Give it your best shot!

No I don't even own a webcam!

Hope y'alls weekend was excellent!


Barefoot Dreamer said...

Love the men are like snowstorms....

Laughed about the webcam

And I have absolutely nothing for a caption! except wtf????

chocdrop said...

Caption--He still doesn't understand when I say give me something big and hard!!!!

WannabeVirginia W. said...

Awesome post. Can't think of a caption... I'll try real hard at dinner time perhaps get suggestions from our guest (lol).

Anonymous said...

Looks like the love boat to me!

T said...

Ha! Love the pics.

Caption? Um... wow. Ya got me. Nice tits tho. :)

The Peach Tart said...

Great funny post.

Anonymous said...

have penis with travel...


hot russian said...

You have to come up with your own Caption Contest entry, otherwise you can be frozen. Using other people's work in Neopets contests are prohibited by the site.

Swirl Girl said...

defines the meaning of a 'floater'...ewwww.

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