1. She should be more careful!
2. Feel free to steal this one ladies.
4. Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa thats excellent right there. Who'da known I could get paid for it, I do it on webcam for free!
For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free.
Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY?
Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a
Men are like....
1. Men are like Laxatives ...... They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like Bananas ..... The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like Weather Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like Chocolate Bars ... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right
for your hips.
6. Men are like Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like Department Stores .....Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like Mascara..... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like Popcorn .... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like Snowstorms .... You never know when they're coming, how
many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like Lava Lamps .... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like Parking Spots ...... All the good ones are taken, the rest
Now those ain't true are they?
Caption Contest. Come on y'all can do it! Give it your best shot!
No I don't even own a webcam!
Hope y'alls weekend was excellent!
The Boy and the Pine Forest - One day, his parents drove him several hours outside of the city and the place that he knew as home. They passed by meadows, farms and forests on the way t...