Sunday Slides, Funny, caption contest

NEVER ASSUME MEN UNDERSTAND

A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months.

Nurses were in her room giving her a bed bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor whenever she touched her there. They tried it again and sure enough there was definite movement.

They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, "As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little 'Oral Sex' will do the trick & bring her out of the coma." The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they would close the curtains for privacy.

The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room.

After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate.

The nurses run back into the room. 'What happened???' they cried.



The husband said, " I'm not sure..... maybe she choked"!!!

Thats funny right there I don't care who you are!!!!

1. I don't why this tickles me but it does!


2. Haaaaaa


3. I knew Al Gore was onto something!


4. Sounds like a great lace to skinny dip!




A crusty old biker, on a summer ride in the country, walks into a tavern and
sees a sign hanging over the bar, which reads:

CHEESEBURGER $2.50
HAMBURGER $2.25
CHICKEN SANDWICH $3.50
HAND JOB $500.00

Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and
beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender serving drinks to a
meager looking group of farmers.

"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?"

"I was wondering," whispers the old biker, "are you the young lady who gives the hand jobs?"
"Yes," she smiles and purrs, "I sure am."

The old biker replies, "Well wash your hands real good cause I want a cheeseburger".

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa you giggled!!!

Caption contest! Come on someone beat Bedside Tales Man he is killin y'all every Sunday!




Well there ya go. Hope y'all are having a big ole Sunday and have a great week!
Of course I posted different Slides in Sageville.
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