I've come up with a few scenarios that, I'm sure women are often thinking about, and have wanted to act on, but haven't approached their husband / boyfriend / lover. Maybe they're nervous about approaching taboo subjects. Maybe they're worried that their men may think they're crazy. Whatever the reason, I will give you the confidence by letting you know ahead of time what your man will think. So let's go through a few situations....
1. You want to bring another woman into the bedroom for a threesome. Perhaps you're wanting to experience love-making with another woman, and you want to share that experience with your husband / boyfriend. You just don't know how your man will react to this idea. Well I'm here to tell you, your man will be Ok with this idea. Just approach him and say, "Honey, I want to bring another woman into the bedroom with us...you ok with that?" If your man has a pulse, he'll be ok with it.
2. You want to make a homemade sex video, but you're not sure how your significant other will react. Here's what you do: when you're alone with him, ask him if you can videotape yourselves doing kinkly, possibly illegal acts with / to each other. Explain that you want to make this video so you can watch it over and over and masterbate to it because you love watching yourself and your man doing the deed. As a male, I can guarantee that your man will be fine with this idea unless he's a big gay flamer.
3. You want to ask your significant other to have anal sex with you, and you've never done this before. My advice is this - while your in the middle of making love, pull him out and tell him to 'stick it in your ass.' It never fails.
Ok, enough of my wisdom for now. Ladies, I hope that I've helped some of you to get up the nerve to ask your man for all the things you've been wanting to do in the sack. If I can help just one woman fulfill her needs a little more, than I think I've done my job here. Remember ladies, I'm working for you here. You're welcome.
Posted by Cameron @ Get The Stink Off
22 comments:
I smell an Oprah segment in someone's future.
How lucky I am to have read this post today. Or should I say, how lucky my husband is?
Well Dr. Cameron... well done!
I am sure that all who read this will live a much fuller life.
and ladies....I taught him everything he knows...Just so you know.
Well, thanks for the amazing advice Cameron.
Now, how about sharing some ideas of things that I haven't done?
;)
Thanks for the advice. Its always a pleasure to see the internet used for good.
Credit where credit is due. BedsidesTalesMan DID indeed teach me everything I know. Hell, he even let me watch a couple times....wink, wink Mariah!!!
Hmmm I thought this was a place for DADs to talk about their CHILDREN.... I must have the wrong Cameron... ::lookingaroundforrealCameron::
Thank you for your words of wisdom, I wasnt sure how I could get him to have a threesome and video tape all three of us too...
think he will slam me from behind while I lick her?
Hmmm....
Cameron- Have you stolen our homemade movies???
Been there, done that, got the tee-shirt.
Now what?
I'm sure they will be calling you when Dr. Abby dies ;)
I guess I was looking for the advanced guide - like what to do while taking it in the back with a girl in the bed and the tape runs out.... sigh
Funny stuff today
I think I am going to print this out and refer to it whenever I have questions!
Okay let's see:
#1: Oh, hell no. Add another guy? Now you're talking. A woman? Not so much.
#2: All fine, as long as you a) never break up with said partner, or b) never run for public office.
#3: I refuse to answer on the grounds that I might incriminate myself.
Wow Cameron. Way to put it out there. LOL
I'll add this to the reference file.
Wow, that's some serious wisdom flying around there.
I need to haul out and find myself a man now, so I can use these awesome pearls!
Lol. I've already covered all those. I'm simple in the fact that I know what I want and I just ask for it. I find that works best. ;) What else ya got?
This was fun to read though, definitely made me chuckle. Good post. :)
It amazes me that you never cease to serve as the romantic reference guide for all of us. I feel lucky, no honored, to know you.
What? No advice that I actually haven't tried before?
Me thinks you can do better next time.
Cameron, your selflessness knows no bounds.
Yes.
Cameron, my dear, you are such a giver. xo
I actually shed a tear reading this...that Cameron, what a giver...
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