Sunday, March 15, 2009

Sunday Slides, Caption Contest, Funnies

Well its another Sunday so lets do a caption contest. Also a few funnies. I hope everyone is having a groovy weekend and all is well!

1. They apologize? I reckon they do!

2. Go ahead and steal that one ladies. It should say "When Hot Dads ride....... at least they....."

A bartender is just a pharmacist
with a limited inventory

I may be schizophrenic,
but at least I have each other.

I am a Nobody.
Nobody is Perfect.
Therefore I am Perfect.

Dyslexics Have More Nuf.

When you work here,
you can name your own salary.
I named mine, "Fred".

money isn't everything,
but it sure keeps the kids in touch.

Reality is only an illusion
that occurs due to a lack of alcohol

Red meat is not bad for you
Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.

3. haaaaaaaaaa thats funny right there! I'm surely for it too!

4. I'd bet my next 27 paychecks I know the sex of this driver!!

5. Hehe.

Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter.

The man at the counter asked the older boy, 'Son, how old are you?'

'Eight,' the boy replied.

The man continued, 'Do you know what these are used for?'

The boy replied, 'Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They're for him. He's my brother. He's four. We saw on TV that if you use these you would be able to swim and ride a bike. Right now, he can't do either one.'

haaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaa thats funny right there!

Caption contest..... we had some good ones last week............. go

Some other pics at Sageville......... NSFW
Hope everyone has a good day!!


Amber said...

Wow, fined for prostitution to failure to stop at a railway crossing, that's quite the mess. Sucks to be them.
Hahaha @ "I may be schizophrenic,
but at least I have each other."

And Johnny took to his mothers' teaching of "You may actually need to move things out of the way when you're looking for something" so enthusiastically, he made his mother proud.

Kim said...

"When hot dads ride my ass that hard, at least they tweak my nipples."

"I know that evil woman hid a beer back here somewhere."

Anonymous said...

Ha! Amber are we married?? Sounds like my bride! Hey you miiiiiiigggghhhhhhttttttttt have to move something outta the way to find what ur looking for!

Kim: A nipple tweaker huh?

Blogging Mama Andrea said...

That first one is great. I would think it'd take more than an apology though!

Lilly said...

Ohhhhh man yeah I'd want more than a retraction and apology for that one!!

Oh and the sex of the driver of that car? Male, of course. duh, temper and testosterone ;)

TentCamper said...

'Damn this pudding is great!...but, I...can' from between these freaking shelves!"

Rhea said...

ummm... "Got Milk?"

Chuck said...

Sending your schizophrenic quote to the social worker in the ER I work in

Anonymous said...

"Hey, if they won't turn on the A/C then its every man for himself"

Anonymous said...

My caption was "where'd that bitch hide the beer????"

Just A Chic... said...

"Hey's what's for dinner!"

Anonymous said...

I wonder how one gets mixed up in the court system from not stopping at a railroad to being a hooker.

Note to self: Stop at all railroad crossings.

dadshouse said...

Maybe that prostitute at the railroad crossing swallowed the evidence... heh.

The tampon buying story is funny.

LiteralDan said...

I believe that not only was the driver in question a woman, but it was the same prostitute after she sped right through the railroad crossing.

Caption: "I feel something sticky back here... and sticky always means candy!"

Trooper Thorn said...

Caption: Upon the eve of his first birthday, Timmy was so depressed with the prospect of aging that her couldn't remember if he was to stick his head in the fridge or the oven.

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