1. They apologize? I reckon they do!
2. Go ahead and steal that one ladies. It should say "When Hot Dads ride....... at least they....."
A bartender is just a pharmacistwith a limited inventory
I may be schizophrenic,
but at least I have each other.
I am a Nobody.
Nobody is Perfect.
Therefore I am Perfect.
Dyslexics Have More Nuf.
When you work here,
you can name your own salary.
I named mine, "Fred".
money isn't everything,
but it sure keeps the kids in touch.
Reality is only an illusion
that occurs due to a lack of alcohol
Red meat is not bad for you
Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.
3. haaaaaaaaaa thats funny right there! I'm surely for it too!
4. I'd bet my next 27 paychecks I know the sex of this driver!!
5. Hehe.
GOTTA LOVE LITTLE BOYS
Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter.
The man at the counter asked the older boy, 'Son, how old are you?'
'Eight,' the boy replied.
The man continued, 'Do you know what these are used for?'
The boy replied, 'Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They're for him. He's my brother. He's four. We saw on TV that if you use these you would be able to swim and ride a bike. Right now, he can't do either one.'
haaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaa thats funny right there!
Caption contest..... we had some good ones last week............. go
Some other pics at Sageville......... NSFW
Hope everyone has a good day!!
13 comments:
Wow, fined for prostitution to failure to stop at a railway crossing, that's quite the mess. Sucks to be them.
Hahaha @ "I may be schizophrenic,
but at least I have each other."
And Johnny took to his mothers' teaching of "You may actually need to move things out of the way when you're looking for something" so enthusiastically, he made his mother proud.
Ha! Amber are we married?? Sounds like my bride! Hey you miiiiiiigggghhhhhhttttttttt have to move something outta the way to find what ur looking for!
Kim: A nipple tweaker huh?
That first one is great. I would think it'd take more than an apology though!
Ohhhhh man yeah I'd want more than a retraction and apology for that one!!
Oh and the sex of the driver of that car? Male, of course. duh, temper and testosterone ;)
ummm... "Got Milk?"
Sending your schizophrenic quote to the social worker in the ER I work in
"Hey, if they won't turn on the A/C then its every man for himself"
My caption was "where'd that bitch hide the beer????"
"Hey baby...it's what's for dinner!"
I wonder how one gets mixed up in the court system from not stopping at a railroad to being a hooker.
Note to self: Stop at all railroad crossings.
Maybe that prostitute at the railroad crossing swallowed the evidence... heh.
The tampon buying story is funny.
I believe that not only was the driver in question a woman, but it was the same prostitute after she sped right through the railroad crossing.
Caption: "I feel something sticky back here... and sticky always means candy!"
Caption: Upon the eve of his first birthday, Timmy was so depressed with the prospect of aging that her couldn't remember if he was to stick his head in the fridge or the oven.
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