Tuesday, March 17, 2009

end of the world or a new beginning?

At this point we have about the same number of Hot Dads (14) as we do Hot Mamas (11).

What would happen if we all lived on the same block?
I can imagine that the local police would have a special unit (no ladies…not THAT kind of unit) to keep us in control. The block parties would be insane. Taking turns breaking out the steaks for BBQing and ….shit…we’d have to have our own liquor store at the end of the block…to keep us nourished. I could picture…on any given night folks changing and ‘other stuff’ in front of open windows…just to give the rest of us something to watch (and blog about).

What would happen if life ‘jumbled us up’ and we were paired up as couples?
Could you picture…

cIII married to The Mom Jen or Tonya shacking up with Hubman?
Would the world be safe if Irish Gumbo and Redneck Mommy filled a school with little Irish Rednecks?

Picture Cameron and LiteralDan duking it out over wise young Petra.

I could see Always Home And Uncool, Trooper Thorn, Russ, Tenakim and our (Barefoot) Brittany all shacking up in some compound.

Would Daddy Geek Boy, Dadshouse or Coachdad be a better fit for Scary Mommy?

Close your eye and imagine the posts if Sage and Happy Hour Sue hooked up.

Then after ManicMariah, Sammanthia and Loralee hook up… Me (TentCamper), Halftime Lessons and Heinous will no doubt be arrested for stalking, and being peeping toms at their little love shack.

Shit….where did all of that come from?


and....thank you to all of the above for filling my head with these crazy-ass ...hot...thoughts!

19 comments:

Cameron said...

a) I can totally take Literal Dan!! Ok, ok, don't hit me.

b) It would be insanely awesome living next to you all. By the way, I can make smoke some kick ass ribs.

c) I think we would have to set up some sort of subdivision rules where the ladies would be encouraged to wear bikinis or less when the temp is above....say, 45.

d) Life would be good!!

Brittany said...

I would absolutely live on a compound. Breastfeeding each others babies. that's how we roll.

LiteralDan said...

You meant to say you can totally take a beating from me, right Cameron? I have the heart of a warrior, so the battle is over before it even began.

Now where's Petra?

LiteralDan said...

Wait, can anyone else come live in the compound, too? I've been looking to sit around and mooch off of a bunch of sucker roommates for YEARS, and that sounds perfect!

Daddy Geek Boy said...

I think rather than coupling off, we'd have to all live together like some giant episode of BIG LOVE.

The Mom Jen said...

You forgot to include Drew from Eden Fantasys hooking us all up!

Blogging Mama Andrea said...

And of course you will have to contact MTV or TLC or one of those shows so the rest of us can watch you all 'interact' on some reality tv show.

Actually that would be kinda cool.

dadshouse said...

I love the idea of our own liquor store at the end of the street, for nourishment.

Hey, if we all changed in front of open windows, we wouldn't have needed the "how do you keep things trim down there" post!

Mariah said...

I'm shacking up with Sammanthia and Loralee?? COOL! I'm with the mom jen, don'tforget about eden fantasies

sammanthia said...

FUN! I've never hooked up with a girl before (not even in college) and I'm always up for trying new things. Wink.
PS I can't get the button to work. I am a loser.

Trooper Thorn said...

Glad I wasn't included in the swapping/donnybrook. After all, Trooper Thorn is neither a lover nor a fighter.

Petra a.k.a The Wise (*Young*) Mommy said...

OMG, I just creamed my pants thinking about all of us hotties living in one big compound, partying like its 1999 and procreating hundreds of incredibly hot, talented children.

I've got Drew on speed dial, so we are ALL hooked up playas.

Word.

Sandi said...

sounds like a wild block party.

T said...

Woohoo! Now that's the kind of party to be invited to!

Yippee! Thanks guys!

Always Home and Uncool said...

Barefoot hates cats. That's reason enough to be happy with arrangement, though I wish Trooper didn't talk in his sleep so much.

Sandi said...

Upon looking at the location of some of the hot dads here, I realize I live EXTREMELY close to at least one of you. :D

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Redneck Mommy said...

Is there such a thing as Irish Rednecks?

Cuz I find that image totally hot.

Wink.

Irish Gumbo said...

Holy Shit! Redneck Mommy?!

YES! YES! THERE IS SUCH A THING AS IRISH REDNECKS! Let's get started, I'll show you for real! :)

Oh, my god, Ima gone faint...

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