"Are you gonna have sex?"
"Are you gonna have sex?" my daughter said again. Her eyes bulged to match the size of her Cheshire-cat grin.
My wife wasn't home. Is she implying I was eyeing the dog?
"I'm getting a piece of cheese out of the refrigerator," I said. "What show are you watching over there?"
Mental note: Add Miranda Cosgrove to The List. Below American Girl; above Murray's French Toast Sticks.
"So, ARE YOU GONNA HAVE SEX!"
"Do you even know what your 8-year-old mouth is asking?"
"I was walking around the mall with Aunt Bernice and all I see are signs saying 'sex,' 'sex,' 'sex.'"
"No, I'm not," I said. "We're all out. How about ravioli?"
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