Monday, February 2, 2009

Time to Shop Someplace Else

"Are you gonna have sex?"

"What?"

"Are you gonna have sex?" my daughter said again. Her eyes bulged to match the size of her Cheshire-cat grin.

My wife wasn't home. Is she implying I was eyeing the dog?

"I'm getting a piece of cheese out of the refrigerator," I said. "What show are you watching over there?"

"ICarly."

Mental note: Add Miranda Cosgrove to The List. Below American Girl; above Murray's French Toast Sticks.

"So, ARE YOU GONNA HAVE SEX!"

"Do you even know what your 8-year-old mouth is asking?"

"I was walking around the mall with Aunt Bernice and all I see are signs saying 'sex,' 'sex,' 'sex.'"

"No, I'm not," I said. "We're all out. How about ravioli?"

"Yeaaaaaaaaah!"

Posted by Always Home And Uncool

13 comments:

BedsideTalesMan said...

That is too freakin funny! You need to tell her to ask her mom that.

That is just priceless!

Daddy Geek Boy said...

So, uh, where exactly is that mall?

for a different kind of girl said...

If I could actually get sex at the mall, I might go out there more often during my breaks at the bookstore.

Aside from that, I do think pepperjack cheese is kind of sexy, in a spicy sort of way.

(p.s. Was there some kind of election process used to select all you Hot Dads?)

BedsideTalesMan said...

@ for a different kind of girl -I asked all of the mommies out there in blogland and Twitterville to let me know who they thought the hottest daddy bloggers were...then I invited them. Got any other suggestions?

for a different kind of girl said...

You've filled this with an impressive roster, to say the least. Additionally, I'm totally seduced by Always Home and Uncool, so that's 100 percent hot right there!

Mariah said...

HAHA!! That's hilarious.

Way to avoid the question

LiteralDan said...

Frankly, I don't think he avoided it enough-- at that age, I would have constructed an elaborate ruse about how it was some kind of Thai noodle dish, going so far as to create a Wikipedia entry for it and setting up a redirect from the actual page.

I figure "Bangkok" alone helps support my story.

Always Home and Uncool said...

Dan - I can't say or type the 'B' word b/c it makes me titter. Oops, bad choice of words.

T said...

Oh my goodness, that's hilarious!

This is so awesome. I'm totally adding you guys to my blog roll!

Hooray for Hot Dads!

Sabrae Carter said...

That was funny! How do you answer like that coming from an 8 year old!!! Answer : You talk about cheese! lol

Harmony said...

Haha, quirky question and a funny reply.

Youngblood4ever said...

That is HILARIOUS! Way to dig out of that one! I am totally impressed!

It's Just Me said...

That's right don't tell them more then they REALLY want to know!

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