My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and asked, "Do you want to have sex?" "No," she answered. I then said, "Is that your final answer?" She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, "Yes." So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."
And that's how the fight started....
1. I have 2 kids that doing this would just tickle them to no end
2. Lol
3. Anyone have neighbors that you feel this was about?
My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, "I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 200 in about 3 seconds." So I bought her a scale. And that's how the fight started.....
4. Woman's deck of cards.
And 3 more from Marvin!
How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with 'A man once told me....'
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How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
hehehehehe
Caption contest....
Hope everyone is having a great weekend!
Posted by Sage
The Boy and the Pine Forest
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One day, his parents drove him several hours outside of the city and the
place that he knew as home. They passed by meadows, farms and forests on
the way t...
12 comments:
That topiary's great!
Caption: "When the straps broke, Ned suddenly found his cup in his eye..."
Great blog idea! I knew that the blog existed, but today is the first day I've been able to look around. :) Why am I not surprised by the content? :)
Hehe ... really wonderful life. Happiness over the weekend. :-D
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Caption:
"Dude...I'm just trying to read her name tag."
or
"I wonder if I can make em pop out...if I just focus hard enough."
Caption: "Got Milk?"
Excellent captions!
Just a Chic was on the same page as me, thats what I was thinking
I love those "that's how the fight started" jokes. the 1st one is just too funny.
pics:
1.me too
2.haha--marco polo
3. lol
4. yep, yep, sometimes it's like that.
my friend has a pic of our bosses looking at her boobs. lol funny.
LOL
great post
caption:
Got Milk??
Aw, man! that checking the time on the oven bit made me choke from laughing!
Thanks for the post
healthy food toronto
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