Sunday Slides, Funny

My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and asked, "Do you want to have sex?" "No," she answered. I then said, "Is that your final answer?" She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, "Yes." So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."

And that's how the fight started....

1. I have 2 kids that doing this would just tickle them to no end

2. Lol



3. Anyone have neighbors that you feel this was about?



My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, "I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 200 in about 3 seconds." So I bought her a scale. And that's how the fight started.....

4. Woman's deck of cards.
And 3 more from Marvin!

How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with 'A man once told me....'
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How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.

hehehehehe

Caption contest....



Hope everyone is having a great weekend!
Posted by Sage