Sunday, February 15, 2009

Sunday Slides, Funny, Caption Contest

Well I suspect we all get those Maxine emails here is some from the man side!

Meet Marvin, Men's answer to Maxine!!!

Men strike back!

How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be open when she brings it.
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows
them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.

If you can't read em click em and they will big.

1. Believe me the fascination never goes away!

2. Haaaaaaaaaaa3. Lol!

4. Amen sista, amen!

A woman had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends. One is
engaged,one is a mistress, and she had been married for 20+ years.

They were chatting about their relationships and decided to amaze their
men by wearing a black leather bra, stiletto heels and a mask over their
eyes. They agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes. Here's how it
all went.

The engaged friend: The other night when my boyfriend came over he
found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He
saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams. I love you.' Then
we made love all night long.

The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at
his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels and mask over
my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a
word, but we had wild sex all night.

Then the married woman shared her story: When my husband came home I
was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask
over my eyes.
As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said,

'What's for dinner Batman?

come on thats funny right there!
Some good captions last week let do it again!

Caption Contest......Go

Hope everyone had a great V-day and got all kinds of naughty and nice stuff.

Posted by Sage.


Rhea said...

When Metamucil doesn't work...

Rhea said...

Overachievers; They just don't pin the tail on the donkey anymore.

Chuck said...


Chuck said...


Anonymous said...

Rhea you ain't right girl.

Chuck: glad you liked em

Blogging Mama Andrea said...

"Did you find the missing clown yet?"

Good ones :)

Anonymous said...

New Verizon commercial:
"Can you hear me NOW?"

Rhea said...

BedsideTalesMan, that's a good one!!

Anonymous said...

yeah I think BTM has the winner!

SweetPeaSurry said...

Weee ... very funny. I've seen that 'person in the elephant ass' picture before, it never fails to completely gross me out.

Anonymous said...

I love when I win shit!!!!

Midlife, menopause, mistakes and random stuff... said...

Hey, I really am luvin the guy bloggin!!! I follow your friend Irish Gumbo's as well. Nice guys are a piece of work :)......

Steady On
Reggie Girl

Swirl Girl said...

Big cuts in NASA astronaut training budgets call for a new capsule simulator.

R2K said...

: )

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