My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'
'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.'
'My God!' says my wife, 'who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'
And then the fight started...

2> bwhahahaahahha

3. Ha!


4. I wonder if non-chinks can go in there?

I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason took my order first. "I'll have the steak, medium rare, please."
He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?""
Nah, she can order for herself."
And then the fight started...



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9 comments:
The big game was on in 20 minutes but Dave had a plan to get the weekly grocery shopping done in record time.
LOL
good one!
De Niro Quote is SO true!
Hehe
reduce reuse recycle refrigerate contents when returning home....
Now that was funny..She's a clever woman that wife of yours
Some of these pictures are of my dog, some are of friends' dogs and some are random dog pictures I have found, but I love them all.
i like your blog..
Love the egg one! But what are those things on that woman's arse? Please tell me they're not maggots...?
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