Sunday, July 26, 2009

Funny, Slides, Caption Contest

Some cool stories first.

What Love means to a 4-8 year old . . .
Slow down for three minutes to read this. It is so worth it. Touching words from the mouth of babes.
A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds, 'What does love mean?'

The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined. See what you think.




'When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore.
So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love.'

Rebecca- age 8




'When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different..
You just know that your name is safe in their mouth.'

Billy - age 4




'Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other.'

Karl - age 5




'Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs.'

Chrissy - age 6




'Love is what makes you smile when you're tired.'

Terri - age 4




'Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK.'

Danny - age 7




'Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired of kissing, you still want to be together and you talk more.
My Mommy and Daddy are like that. They look gross when they kiss'

Emily - age 8




'Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen.'

Bobby - age 7 (Wow!)




'If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate,'

Nikka - age 6
(we need a few million more Nikka's on this planet)




'Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday.'

Noelle - age 7




'Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still friends even after they know each other so well.'

Tommy - age 6




'During my piano recital, I was on a stage and I was scared. I looked at all the people watching me and saw my daddy waving and smiling.

He was the only one doing that. I wasn't scared anymore.'

Cindy - age 8




'My mommy loves me more than anybody
You don't see anyone else kissing me to sleep at night.'

Clare - age 6




'Love is when Mommy gives Daddy the best piece of chicken.'

Elaine-age 5




'Love is when Mommy sees Daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Robert Redford.'

Chris - age 7




'Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day.'

Mary Ann - age 4




'I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes and has to go out and buy new ones.'

Lauren - age 4




'When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come out of you.' (what an image)

Karen - age 7



this one
'Love is when Mommy sees Daddy on the toilet and she doesn't think it's gross.'

Mark - age 6




'You really shouldn't say 'I love you' unless you mean it. But if you mean it, you should say it a lot. People forget.'

Jessica - age 8

And the final one

The winner was a four year old child whose next door neighbor was an elderly gentleman who had recently lost his wife.

Upon seeing the man cry, the little boy went into the old gentleman's yard, climbed onto his lap, and just sat there.

When his Mother asked what he had said to the neighbor, the little boy said,

'Nothing, I just helped him cry'

1. Porn for women!


2. LOL


3. Ummm I dunno?!



Men are Just Happier People
What do you expect from such simple creatures?
Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can never be pregnant. Car mechanics tell you the truth. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too "icky". You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000 - Tux rental $100. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes--one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No WONDER men are happier!

4. Hehe get em out!




Caption Contest, lol, see whatcha got!



Surely Tent camper is gonna win this one with something good! Hope y'all have a big weekend!

6 comments:

Just me... said...

'Nothing, I just helped him cry'
made me cry.. How sweet!!! :):)

Not a soccer mom said...

Kids are so sweet...
Caption- "The new bump-n-ride didnt turn out like the trainers quite as expected."

ZenMom said...

Awwwww. Those were great. :)

Southern Sage said...

lol.

"that wasn't in the brochure!"

Q said...

"I never knew elephants liked to play leap-frog!"

P.S. Mine were already out for inspection this week ;)

Swirl Girl said...

Caption:

What a better way to prove the old addage "Hung like a bull elephant"?

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