Wednesday, June 17, 2009

I will start this post by saying …”not that I do”, but what do you all think about men who name their…package, johnson, manhood…whatever. I don’t mean names like that….more like, “Mr. Mighty”, “Sammy the Snake”, “Big Bob”, “Dong Juan” etc.

I will admit that BACK in the day…I may have had a name or two for my “instrument panel” but not these days.

I don’t really know why this popped into my head…and I really don’t think that it matters…It did so I write.

For the guys out there…do you have names?
For the women…
What do you think of guys who name their privates?
What is the best or worst name that you’ve ‘encountered’?

Oh…also do women name their…womanhood?


Amber said...

I honestly don't usually refer to it directly, it's always indirectly... such as "Oh, look what I found!" LOL
I don't have a special name for my parts I wonder if I should?

CJRambling said...

Uhhh, no, can't say that I name my "woman parts" I have met a few men who did name theirs and I hope I don't step on any toes here but...Most of those guys were arrogant, sex obsessed, "I Am God to all women" type guys. Personally, I think it was to hide their own insecurity. Your "parts" aren't another person, they are YOU. Naming them seems to say that you don't want to own that part of you, so you give it a life of it's own by naming it and then you don't have to be responsible for anything it does or...doesn't do if you get my drift. The worst name was Mr. Willie...hello could you get any less original?? The best "Little [insert his name here]" simply because it seemed so appropriate. It was definitely a "miniature" version of him and about as useful. ;0 Muahahahaha

Barefoot Dreamer said...

I think in the past I have said "can HE come out and play?"...... but, wow that would have been back in the day.

Actual names - yeah kinda creepy, maybe a little immature?

Then again each couple is different :)

Cathy said...

I'm of the belief that a man's "instrument panel" (love that!) deserves recognition. Especially if it is one I've developed an interest in.

Giving it a name of it's own though...nah.

I'll handle it with care, show it love and admiration but if some man asks me to label it with a name other than what it already is, I would find that odd.

Miss Grace said...

I know women who name their boobs, but not the vajayjay.

Cameron said...

He used to be 'happy', then I had got married and had kids. Now he's called 'lonely' :)

Cant Hardly Wait said...

I think it is sort of creepy.

And that is why my boobs are Tiffany and Toya.

SHelle-BlokThoughts said...

hahahahaha @ Cameron's reply! Good one!

Ummmm... I would say NO I have never encountered another guy who named his manhood.

I would probably laugh in his face to be honest.

And I don't name my girl parts.

I would say I'm like the other women above. I refer to it like, "I think HE wants to be uncaged" or something like that...

Anyway... funny!

Daddy Geek Boy said...

I don't like referring to it as if it were a different persona than me. We pretty much think and act alike.

Wait...did I just call myself a dick?

Ashley said...

I think the closest I've come to"anything" is calling her my "Good Girl".

Momma Sunshine said...

My lady parts do NOT have a name. Never have, never will.

I've known a few guys who named their man parts. Usually it's just done in gest.

I have been known, however, to refer to my man (Todd's) "part" as "Little Todd".


Not that I'm sayin' it's little...just...smaller than its owner.


Just Jules said...

Oh my whatever comment I had is lost after reading Cameron's comment - all to funny!

Another Suburban Mom said...

My ladybits do not have a name. But I guess if I had to I could use "The Happy Place"

I had a boyfriend in High School that named his manhood 'Simba'. As he got horny he used to look down, point and say 'rise Simba'.

To this day I cannot watch the Lion King without cracking up.

Sandi said...

when I was 17 I had a boyfriend who called his Willy...aka Free Willy. Yeah. The whale movie. My hubby calls his Stanley as a joke sometimes. I remember it more than he does. Stanley power tools? LOL yeah.

Princessa lil mexico said...

i don't call my penis anything... why would any man name his penis. it just seems really silly.

I have a questions. Where do you hot dads stand on homosexuality???

coolred38 said...

Ive referred to mine as the Red Hot Box...oh...maybe that was my Little Red Jeep (daihatsu terios)...its interchagable.

Most men who name them give them Heman Me Tarzan you Jane type names...a complete let down once youve met the "ape".

Homer and Queen said...

Forgot what great comment I was going to make after I read Daddy Geek Boy...I'm still laughing!!!

Not a soccer mom said...

Haha thesse are all hilarious!
Instrument panel is awesome!
My ex referred to his in way too many ways... army man. (because of the 'helmet'. Lil Joe...not sure cause his name is not Joe. and George..weird.

I dont name mine. And dont recall anyone referring to it with a name.
This was a hilarious post with a great comment section.

Missty said...

Nah we don't have names for any of his parts or mine.

But I do know a lady who calls a guys parts - Jimmie or little Jimmie. LOL And noone is named Jimmie in her family. And her sister calles it a Unit. LOL But yeah they have issues. So I always try and make sure I say PENIS or Vagina somehow, someway while I visit with them. It makes my day!

I need to ask them what they call woman parts! lol

ChocDrop said...

I remember back in high school my best friend's boyfriend had name his "Beuford"

I have referred to my lady parts as chocolate...asking if they would like a taste of chocolate...

SweetPeaSurry said...

Honestly ... I don't think I've ever dated a guy that's named his goods. If I did ... I was in a drug-like haze of unbridled lust that doesn't allow me to recall such details. Alas, either that or I killed that braincell in an alcohol induced state. It's difficult to tell.

M said...

Well I sure have never called my equipment anything.

I don't think I know any guys who have either.

I think I'd have to hold in my laugh if I ever heard a guy call is junk by name.

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