Sunday, June 28, 2009

Caption Contest, funny

Well I hope everyone is having a big ole weekend!

1. Sissy. Click to embiggen.


2. Surely this advertiser works for the government, thats how they do economics!



A man calls home to his wife and says, “Honey, I have been asked to fly to Canada with my boss and several of his friends for fishing.. We'll be gone for a long weekend. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting so could you please pack enough clothes for a 3 day weekend”.....

And also would you get out my rod and tackle box from the attic ?

We're leaving at 4:30 pm from the office and I will swing by the house to pick my things up..

'Oh! And please pack my new navy blue silk pajamas.'

The wife thinks this sounds a bit odd, but, being the good wife, she does exactly what her husband asked.

Following the long weekend he came home a little tired, but, otherwise, looking good. The wife welcomes him home and asks if he caught many fish?

He says, 'Yes! Lots of Walleyes, some Bass, and a few Pike.

He said but why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to do?

You'll love the answer.

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The wife replies, “I did, they're in your tackle box”.

Never, Never, Never try to outsmart a woman!!!

3. Thats just wrong!!!! (click to embiggen)


4. haaaaaaaaa hey I wrote that one book!

Caption contest! TC is outta town so someone else should have a shot!



You can hit up Sageville for another pic post! NSFW. Also check my new digs if you haven't Blogbunnie fixed me up proper.

Y'all have a big ole weekend!

8 comments:

Barefoot Dreamer said...

caption - Hey, *sshole,looky at our girl... looks like us 17 years ago.

Ashley said...

All I can think is that she's not barefoot.....therefore my inspiration is shot.

LiteralDan said...

"We likes our babies like we likes our meats-- smoked!"

TentCamper said...

"Whadya mean, brides maids aint spose to be wearin white? ...and Yes, I alwasy keep my bride on a leash...the bitch likeses it."

OR

"Yeah, yeah...I know she is young, resembles me and...we have the same last name...just keep on wit the marryin will ya preach?"

Homer and Queen said...

Why do they always have the woman with the excuses? Guys can be just as bad!

Rainy said...

#3: yep, so wrong. I would hate for my girls to have a teacher like him. #4 - hilarious!!!!

JennyMac said...

so wretched...yet hysterical. Love those wedding flip flops and the fact that mullet could not be more heinous.

Susan said...

Headline in 14 years:

Jon and Kate's sextuplet's wedding... Part I of Where are they now???

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