Ask Hot Dads

This week's Ask Hot Dads was a nice mix of questions....though...still none of you have submitted any questions that have been too difficult to answer. As we need to exercise our brains...we ask that you send in a few difficult, emotion envoking and personal questions...so that you can fully understand the powers stowed within our HOT craniums!!

(**For the next 3 weeks, please submit your questions to DaddyGeekBoy (at) gmail.com)

Shelle asked:
In your household/relationship/co-ownership with the person who your kids call mom--are you more the disciplinarian or the one that gives in cause you'd rather not deal with it? And why? (Yea that sounded like a beauty pageant question "and why?" Consider yourselves in the Mr. Hot Dads Pageant and just answer the question!!!)

TentCamper says: It is different in our household as I am the step dad, but I think that I am a bit stricter and tend to be more ‘rule oriented’ stern, but Mariah tends to dole out the punishments. It is fairly easy for the kids to pull the sweet little kid thing with her more than I…I have to try to balance that sometimes.

DadsHouse says: I'm more the disciplinarian, but I'm also more laid back. I draw a line, and if they stay on one side, all is good. If they cross it, watch out. "Why?" Because I'm a hot dad, that's why.

DaddyGeekBoy says: I’m standing here in my sash and Speedos. I’m shaved, waxed and prepped. I’ve got Vaseline on my teeth for a frictionless smile and I just did 100 push ups backstage. I’m ready for my moment in the spotlight.

WonderWife™ and I take turns with the good cop/bad cop routine. This way, it keeps the kids on their toes. But since my son is halfway through his threes and my wife is with him more, she ends up dolling out more discipline than I. However, we have both agreed that the threat of “Dad hearing about this when he comes home from work” can be powerful, so we keep that in our back pocket when the going gets rough.

SouthernSage says: I am the closer. Momma fights them all day so when I come in the door I am already taking my belt off. There is n doubt that one if not both deserve a tail whipping. I never ever give in. Ever. They can cry, puke, fart, wet themselves or otherwise, no matter. We practice the triple crown of punishment. We whip azz, then they go to time out, then by the time that is over I decide which of their things they will do without for the upcoming time period.

Hubman says: I'm more of the disciplinarian, though Veronica can be a hard-ass when she wants to. I think it comes down to me being more intolerant of the kids misbehaving or whatnot. Sometimes Veronica's patience isn't such a good thing.

LiteralDan says: Because I am the one at home with the kids all the time, I'd say I'm the disciplinarian of the two of us, but I wouldn't say either of us is consistently a soft touch. Our kids are just lucky that way.


Ashley asked:
#1-Everyone always asks what the biggest turn on for a man is, but what are some of the biggest turn-offs for you guys?

TentCamper says: Being unsanitary (obviously). Bickering and arguing over stupid shit, Controlling women and pompous people.

DadsHouse says: Too much talking after sex. Actually, any talking after sex.

DaddyGeekBoy says:
Mentally: Shallowness. Stupidity. Vapidness. Ignorance.
Emotionally: Somebody who’s cold.
Physically: Small boobs. Like really small. Like a Kate Hudson level of anti-boob.

SouthernSage says: Well I would say babbling, but if that turned me off then damn near everyone with a vagina installed would be a turn off!! ;-) I'd say simple mindedness. Chicks who dig things, not substance. Low self esteem.

Hubman says: Seriously, personality is everything. I love a woman who has a carefree attitude and a good sense of humor. Not long ago Veronica and I were at a gathering at a neighbors house, and another woman we didn't know previously was there. She was an attractive woman, physically, but between her apparent complete lack of a sense of humor and the sour look on her face that persisted for hours, I had absolutely no interest in interacting with her. What a miserable woman.

Another big turn-off is smoking- what a disgusting habit. Who'd want to kiss an ashtray? No thanks. [And this is coming from someone who smoked some in his youth...]

Oh, and granny panties are bad. Very, very bad.

LiteralDan says: Nagging, granny panties, and... well, I guess there probably really aren't all that many.


#2-What's your favorite little "Kid Wisdom" that your child/children have shared with you?

TentCamper says: “If you fall out of a tree…either keep trying til you get it right…or don’t climb trees.”

DadsHouse says: The best syrup at iHop is boysenberry.

DaddyGeekBoy says: The Bean has said: “At the airport, they make us take off our shoes to check for scary crabs in them.” Makes perfect sense to me.

SouthernSage says: Not a specific thing but their innocence amazes me. There is so much truth in it, they know right from wrong and will apply it to complex things and come up with the right stance.

Hubman says: Not too long ago, Darling Boy and I were relaxing in the yard after finishing some yard work. We were laying in the hammock and he insisted on having his shirt off, in all of his 8 yr old pale-skinned glory. I asked him why he wanted to have his shirt off and he replied "Dad, sometimes it's good to be half-nekkid!"

Any regular Thursday reader of my or Veronica's blogs will understand why I almost died laughing!

LiteralDan says: Probably, "Don't worry about it, Dad."


Barefoot Dreamer asked:
What is the deal with anal sex? why is it so intriguing to a guy? does it really feel that much better to you all, or is the fact that it seems a little off limits making it that much more appealing?

TentCamper says: I think it is a bit of both. I like it now and then. I don’t think it feels ‘better’ but it is different. Kind of like differing positions, blow jobs, etc. I think men might also like it cuz it is kind of an indicator that your woman is up for anything.

DadsHouse says: It doesn't feel better - it's actually a less sensual experience. But, it's taboo, so that makes it alluring.

DaddyGeekBoy says: It must be the taboo factor, cause from my perspective it doesn’t feel that different. Anal sex never even crossed my mind until my mid twenties, when a former girlfriend of mine literally demanded that I do it to her. (It later turned out that she was a few prawns short of a galaxy.) It’s not something I’ve had in a very long time and it’s not something I miss in the slightest.

SouthernSage says: The appeal for me is if she enjoys it. I'd do damn near anything she wanted. My pleasure comes from giving her pleasure. So if she wants anal, then she gets it. Whatever suits her suits me. Everytime I hollar Yeee Hawww is the same to me no matter what the route to get there is. So whatever street gets me to the destination suits me, so whatever she likes I'm all in for.

Hubman says: It's not that it feels better, more like it feels different, in a good way. And Veronica likes it too, so it's not like she's doing it just because I like it- the pleasure is mutual ;-)

So what about you, Barefoot Dreamer? Why do you like anal sex?

LiteralDan says: I'm pretty sure if the stodgy powers-that-be made a point of telling everyone often enough that you should never, ever fuck someone's ear, many of you ladies would start waking up some mornings with a penis gently stroking your lobes.