Well here are some funny quotes I thought I'd share!!!
1. When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
David Bissonette
2. After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
Sacha Guitry
3. By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
Socrates
4. Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
Anonymous
5. The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?"
Dumas
6. I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
Sigmund Freud
7. 'Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.'
Anonymous
8. 'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.'
Sam Kinison
9. 'I've had bad luck with both my wives.
The first one left me, and the second one didn't.'
James Holt McGavra
10. Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
Patrick Murra
11. The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once....
Nash
12. You know what I did before I married?
Anything I wanted to.
Anonymous
13. My wife and I were happy for twenty years.
Then we met.
Henny Youngman
14. A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
Rodney Dangerfield
15. A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'
Anonymous
16. First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!'
Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'
Anonymous
there ya go some friday funnies. Pick a fave or 2! Have a great weekend everyone.
HNT faves in Sageville.
The Boy and the Pine Forest
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One day, his parents drove him several hours outside of the city and the
place that he knew as home. They passed by meadows, farms and forests on
the way t...
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"Women if you really want to be heard and you can't make your point to a man in 7 words or less, rethink before you speak!"
I think this should maybe be part of the wedding vows. :)
Women always worry about the things that men forget; men always worry about the things women remember”
hehe I thought y'all would like those!
I kind of liked 4, 6, 7 and 10.
But this all reminds me of a bad joke...
"What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing...ya done told the bitch twice!"
TentCamper that is just sick that I thought that was funny...
LOL very funny! :-)
Ha! Those were funny. Thanks!
Life...EXAGGERATED
Ooooof... Come on!!??
Ooooof... Come on!!??
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