Friday, August 7, 2009

Friday Fun Quotes, Marriage Quotes

Well here are some funny quotes I thought I'd share!!!

1. When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

David Bissonette



2. After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.

Sacha Guitry




3. By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
Socrates



4. Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.

Anonymous



5. The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?"

Dumas



6. I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
Sigmund Freud



7. 'Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.'

Anonymous



8. 'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.'
Sam Kinison



9. 'I've had bad luck with both my wives.
The first one left me, and the second one didn't.'

James Holt McGavra



10. Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.

Patrick Murra



11. The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once....

Nash



12. You know what I did before I married?
Anything I wanted to.
Anonymous



13. My wife and I were happy for twenty years.
Then we met.

Henny Youngman




14. A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

Rodney Dangerfield



15. A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'
Anonymous



16. First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!'
Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'

Anonymous

there ya go some friday funnies. Pick a fave or 2! Have a great weekend everyone.

HNT faves in Sageville.

10 comments:

Barefoot Dreamer said...

6. I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
Sigmund Freud

How true is that?! Ha!

I try to remember to use 7 words or less with my hubby. Not because he is an idiot (he has more education and degrees then seem necessary) but because he has a penis....

Women if you really want to be heard and you can't make your point to a man in 7 words or less, rethink before you speak!

ZenMom said...

"Women if you really want to be heard and you can't make your point to a man in 7 words or less, rethink before you speak!"

I think this should maybe be part of the wedding vows. :)

Lynn said...

Women always worry about the things that men forget; men always worry about the things women remember”

Southern Sage said...

hehe I thought y'all would like those!

TentCamper said...

I kind of liked 4, 6, 7 and 10.

But this all reminds me of a bad joke...

"What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing...ya done told the bitch twice!"

Homer and Queen said...

TentCamper that is just sick that I thought that was funny...

Dragon said...

LOL very funny! :-)

Mom said...

Ha! Those were funny. Thanks!

Life...EXAGGERATED

Susan said...

Ooooof... Come on!!??

Susan said...

Ooooof... Come on!!??

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