Sunday, April 18, 2010

Sunday Slides, Funny, Caption Contest


An illegal alien in Polk County Florida who got pulled over in a routine
traffic stop ended up 'executing' the deputy who stopped him.
The deputy was shot eight times, including once behind his right ear at close range. Another deputy was wounded and a police dog killed.
A state wide manhunt ensued.

The murderer was found hiding in a wooded area and as soon as he took a shot at the SWAT team, officers opened fire on him.
They hit the guy 68 times.

Naturally, the liberal media went nuts and asked why they had to shoot the poor undocumented immigrant 68 times.

Sheriff Grady Judd told the Orlando Sentinel: "Because that's all the ammunition we had."
Now, is that just about the all-time greatest answer or what!

1. My #1 fave dining establishment and activity!

2. I need this mud flap!

3. bwhahahahahahaahahha

4. So true!

A ventriloquist was making fun of rednecks with his dummy at a bar. Then an angry redneck stood up, rolled up his sleeves ,and yelled, "I resent that!"
The ventriloquist started apologizing to the redneck.

The redneck looked at him and said, " You stay outta this, I''m talkin to the guy on yer lap!!!!

5. PSA, Milk DOES do a body good, who knew?

6. fail indeed!

Two Middle Eastern mothers are sitting in a cafe chatting over a plate of tabouli and a pint of goat's milk.

The older of the mothers pulls a bag out of her purse and starts flipping through photos. And they start reminiscing.

'This is my oldest son Mohammed. He would be 24 years old now.'

'Yes, I remember him as a baby' says the other mother cheerfully.

'He's a martyr now though' mum confides. 'Oh, so sad dear' says the other.

And this is my second son Kalid. He would be 21'

'Oh, I remember him,' says the other happily, 'he had such curly hair
when he was born'. 'He's a martyr too' says mum quietly.

'Oh, gracious me ...' Says the other.

'And this is my third son. My baby. My beautiful Achmed.

He would be 18, she whispers. 'Yes' says the friend enthusiastically,
'I remember when he first started school' 'He's a martyr also,' says
mum, with tears in her eyes.

After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Muslim mother looks
wistfully at the photographs and says...

'They blow up so fast, don't they?'

7. WTF is right!

Caption Contest!! Give it a shot in the comments.

There ya go. Try the caption contest, steal the pics if you want and have a big ole Sunday!


Barefoot Dreamer said...

Honey, I know we are going 'green' and all - but seriously, a papertowel to clean the kids' face won't ruin the Earth forever.

TentCamper said...

"hey kid... I don't know why you look so've got the best bed in the land"

Anonymous said...

good ones!

dadshouse said...

"Don't look at me, I didn't fart!"

heelsnstocking said...

I bet $10 you blink first

web designing jacksonville said...

If you think this is a good idea then star the question. depending on how many stars i get i will contnue the contest

web designing jacksonville said...

I like all of the funny presentation...

Joanna Cake said...

Awww, that kid is just so cute!

Mariah said...

Get out of the way kid, I'm trying to lick my penis!!

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