Sunday Slides, Funnies,Caption Contest

BEE STING
A young woman had been taking golf lessons.
She had just started playing her first round of golf
When she suffered a bee sting.
Her pain was so intense that she decided to return
To the clubhouse for help and to complain.

Her golf pro saw her come into the clubhouse and
Asked, 'Why are you back in so early? What's wrong?'

'I was stung by a bee', she said.

'Where', he asked.

'Between the first and second hole', she replied.

He nodded knowingly and said,
'Then your stance is too wide.'

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1. LOL, anyone wanna eat at Phuket?














2. Lol I think that IS her dad!













3. AMEN to that!











4. LOL LOL My computer says that too!















5. Some bosses need to read that!





It's not difficult to make a woman happy.





A man only needs to be:










1. a friend
2. a companion
3.. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17.. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38.. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes













HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked






2. Bring alcohol








6. LOL that is funny right there!



















7. All y'all saw it too!
















8. Home remedies, you saw it here first.









Sage Bubba is driving down a back road in Alabama .

A sign in front of a restaurant reads:

HAPPY HOUR SPECIAL

Lobster Tail and Beer

"Lord a' mighty," he says to himself, "my three favorite things!"






Caption Contest! Come on folks, someone can come up with something good for my poor assed kin folks! Give it your best shot.





Well I figured I'd post this today, y'all have a big ole Easter and be careful on the roads!
Go see what the Real World has going on!


Is out!