Sunday, April 11, 2010

Sunday Slides, Funnies, Caption contest

WOMEN'S ASS SIZE STUDY

There is a new study about women and how they feel about their asses; the results were pretty interesting:

30% of women think their ass is too fat...
10% of women think their ass is too skinny...

The remaining 60% say they don't care, they love him, he's a good man and they wouldn't trade him for the world.

How true is that?

1. That is something the Feds would say right there.


2. Nothing truer has ever been said.



Wine doesn't make you fat.......
it makes you LEAN.......
Against tables, chairs, floors,
walls and ugly people!!!

3. Do it El Tigre!


4. hehehe
5. I think it is!


Women Are Evil By Nature

A woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub...
She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately.
She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers.
As he did, she gently caressed his full beard.
"Are you the manager?" she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands.
"Actually, no," he replied.
"Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she said, running her
Hands beyond his beard and into his hair.
"I'm afraid I can't," breathed the bartender. "Is there anything I can do?"
"Yes... I need for you to give him a message," she continued, running her
Forefinger across the bartender's lip and slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth

And allowing him to suck them gently.
"What should I tell him?" the bartender managed to say.
"Tell him," she whispered,
"There's no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies room."

6. This would be true but the I can't tell which'n is the female cause neither of their mouths are open.


7. For true!


FIND OUT WHO TRULY IS YOUR ROLE MODEL. DON'T SCROLL DOWN YET, DO THE

SIMPLE MATH BELOW, THEN SCROLL DOWN TO FIND YOUR HERO.







It's CRAZY how accurate this is! No peeking !







1) Pick your favorite number between 1-9



2) Multiply by 3

then



3) Add 3



4) Then again Multiply by 3 (I'll wait while you get the calculator....)





5) You'll get a 2 or 3 digit

number....



6) Add the digits together



Now Scroll down











With that number, see who your ROLE MODEL is from the list below:















AMAZING















1. Einstein



2. Oprah Winfrey



3. Snoopy



4. Bill Clinton



5. Bill Gates



6. Gandhi



7. Ronald Reagan



8. Babe Ruth



9. ME! =]

10. John F. Kennedy

There ya go, but I already knew everyone wanted to be me!!!

Caption contest! Surely y'all have something for this!



Go see what the Real World has going on!


Pics and funnies NSFW in Sageville today too!

7 comments:

Southern Sage said...

Surely some of y'all will have a caption!

Candice said...

Jermaine had himself one helluva baaaaaa-ck pack.

Danielle said...

I got nothing on that, but I love #2 and # 5

nitebyrd said...

OMG! Is that a goat on that guy's back?

TentCamper said...

"there weren't any cute girls at the bar....so I picked up the next best thing!!"

LoJo said...

"Men Who Stare At Goats Who Ride on the Backs of Men Who Ride Bikes"

Concord Carpenter said...

Great post!!!!!!!

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