If you are a man and your bride gets the swell belly and inside that swole up tummy of goodness isa little person with a vagina I have some advice for you.
Ok here is the rundown.
A buck fiddy a months for four days of dancing for one hour each. Yes that is bumping fiddy per lesson if you include travel.
fiddy dollars per outfit, we had three in THIS recital. This does not include the outfits they wear to practice or whatever they call it. This does not include the hair and make up and glittery
Then you must add the cost of the tickets for the
You also have to shower and shave and wear your Sunday go to meeting clothes.
When you get there you need to talk to the dance dad that is actually excited to be there and quell the over riding desire to
You must sit square dab in the middle of the joint too so you can't get out except during intermission.
When you go outside during intermission to get a pinch of snuff (they frown on spitting on the floor at the dance hall place and they don't provide spittoons) you need to have a Michael Jackson mask because you will get second hand smoke cancer out there cause those smoker people try to get in 2 apiece before they come back in for
Then $30.00 for pizza because they schedule the damn thing for 7 and you don't wanna eat prior because you kid hasn't eaten since 5 when they had to be there so you wait, famished.
just a note if your son takes dance after he is like 5 we can no longer associate with one another.
Ladies. If you EVER took dance, even one year, and you have a dad and he is living, HUG him! Give him gifts! Send him money! Tell him he is the best ever! Do whatever it is he likes for you to do for him! He is a frickin saint! He gets the best dad ever cookie for a whole damn year if he sits through or ever sat though a recital.
Thats all I got. I lived, I frickin WIN!
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