Sunday, December 13, 2009

Slides, Funny, Safety Lesson for all Men and Boys! Caption Contest

Some people learn by reading...
somepeople learn by watching .and
some people just have to piss on the electric fence to see for themselves......

Today's safety lesson......N-E-V-E-R,?E-V-E-R, urinate on a 220 watt 3 phase electric fence!

Crispy little critter, huh?!
Life is tough.
It's even tougher if you're stupid!

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeesh after that here'sa funny to help you over that!

One Sunday, in counting the money in the weekly offering, the Pastor of a small church found a pink envelope containing $1,000. It happened again the next week!

The following Sunday, he watched as the offering was collected and saw an elderly woman put the distinctive pink envelope on the plate. This went on for weeks until the pastor, overcome by curiosity, approached her.

'Ma'am, I couldn't help but notice that you put $1,000 a week in the collection plate, he stated.
'Why yes, she replied, every week my son sends me money and I give some of it to the church'

The pastor replied, 'That's wonderful. But $1000 is a lot, are you sure you can afford this? How much does he send you?'

The elderly woman answered, $10,000 a week.'
The pastor was amazed, your son is very successful; what does he do for a living?

'He is a veterinarian, she answered.

'That's an honorable profession, but I had no idea they made that much money, the pastor said.

'Where does he practice?'

The woman answered proudly,

"In Nevada.....

He has two cat houses, one in Las Vegas , and one in Reno ."

1. Ole Woody is right about that!

2. Some of y'all need this button!

3. I thought the Chinese places served cat?!

4. ha!

Caption Contest, give it your best shot! Leave it in the comments! Steal what pics you want too.

Well that should cover everything you might need to know for toay! Y'all have a big ole weekend!

Southern Sage


Barefoot Dreamer said...

hmmmm - not enough caffeine for a caption. Let's go with---> I thought boobs were knockers.

Anonymous said...

LOL good one!

Anonymous said...


sometimes you just can't hide it..

Dr Zibbs said...

My eyes!!!!

Hubman said...

Gawd that first picture is nasty!

Caption: "I knew there was a way to keep Shelle away" ;-)

Rhea said...

I can't get over that first photo. OMG.

Caption contest, "I thought I had those in my purse!"

Anonymous said...

WR: Can't hide what?

Dr. Zibbs Haaaaaaaa Sorry!

Anonymous said...

Hubs: Amen to that. haaaaaa @ Shelle!

Rhea: LOL Good one!

Shelle-BlokThoughts said...

Hubman--LOL LOL LOL I would be JUST like that looking at something like that no doubt...

I tried to come up with a witty comeback but I got nuthin!

Very funny!

Now someone tell me, is that suppose to be his balls or is it two sacks that he is holding up with his ummmmm third leg? Ha! Wait that could be the same thing huh? Hehehehehe

That first pic made me throw up in my mouth a little

Trooper Thorn said...

"Tanya's list of reasons why she hated coming to Mr. Leo's for piano lessons continued to grow."

Faerie said...

I looked at the first pic and just couldnt wrap my brain around that. Just what?! so I knew this would be you sage... LOL

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