Sunday, December 20, 2009

2 Funnies, Sunday Slides, Caption Contest

A man and a woman were sitting beside
each other in the first class section of an airplane. The
woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose, and
then visibly shuddered for ten to fifteen seconds. The man
went back to his reading.

A few minutes later, the woman sneezed
again, took a tissue, wiped her nose, and then shuddered
violently once more.

Assuming that the woman might have a
cold, still the man was curious about the shuddering. A few
more minutes passed when the woman sneezed yet again.. As
before she took a tissue, wiped her nose, her body shaking
even more than before.

Unable to restrain his curiosity, the
man turned to the woman and said, "I couldn't help
but notice that you've
sneezed three times, wiped your nose and then shuddered
violently. Are you okay?"

"I am sorry if I disturbed you, I
have a very rare medical condition. Whenever I sneeze I have
an orgasm."

The man, more than a bit embarrassed,
was still curious. "I have never heard of that
condition before" he said. "Are you taking
anything for it?"

The woman nodded,










"Pepper."

Bwahahahahahahahhaa Thats funny right there!!!!

1. That is a Safety Hazard!


2. LOL lets eat!


3. Tahts fnnuy ritgh tehre!


Early Dismissal

It is near the Christmas break of the school year. The students have turned in all their work and there is really nothing more to do. All
the children are restless and the teacher decides to have an early dismissal.

Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly can leave early today."

Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart and will answer the question."

Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln."

Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home."

Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first.

Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King."

Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go."

Johnny is even madder than before.

Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy."

Teacher: "That's right Nancy, you may also leave."

Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer to any of the questions.

When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these bitches would keep their mouths shut!"

The teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?"

Johnny: "TIGER WOODS. CAN I GO NOW?"

heheheheheehehehe

4. accccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkk


5. LOL


6. I need to have mine tattooed as many as I have!


7. I reckon they did!


8. No doubt!



Caption contest! Give it a shot! Come on you know you wanna!



Hit up Sageville for more slides, NSFW though.

Southern Sage

Hope y'all have a big Sunday!

9 comments:

WannabeVirginia W. said...

It took me a while to catch the pepper thing, still giggling. Love all of them, Sage, you should have a printable button I'd love to bring these to my in-laws, since it has no naked women on the post (not that there is anything wrong with that!)

Southern Sage said...

Dang girl copy, paste and print!! Or save and print!

Just me... said...
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Just me... said...

Taking "I'm a Little Teapot" to extremes, don't you thinkl?dr

Barefoot Dreamer said...

Fainting from pleasure..... hmmmm that is something I would love to claim to have done. (just not in the supermarket)

I don't have a caption - where is TC?

dadshouse said...

Number 2 if Fu King hilarious!

Swirl Girl said...

Sum Yung Guy Soup

Southern Sage said...

haaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Perfect!

TFF!

professional search engine optimization said...

ha ha all is just like a joke.every post seems joke very nice post.

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