Sunday, June 20, 2010

Happy Fathers Day, Funnies, Caption Contest

Well we at Hotdads would like to wish all fathers out there a happy fathers day! So today Dads you should do nothing and be catered to by your kids and wife/girlfriends. So that is an order.

1. Every man should know how to read chicks.

2. A perfect fathers day gift for your husbands ladies!

Buddy and his wife Edna went to the state fair every year, and every year Buddy would say,

'Edna, I'd like to ride in that helicopter'

Edna always replied,

'I know Buddy, but that helicopter ride is fifty bucks, and fifty bucks is fifty bucks'

One year Buddy and Edna went to the fair, and Buddy said,

'Edna, I'm 85 years old. If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance'

To this, Edna replied,

"Buddy that helicopter ride is fifty bucks, and fifty bucks is fifty bucks'

The pilot overheard the couple and said,

'Folks I'll make you a deal. I'll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and don't say a word I won't charge you a penny!

But if you say one word it's fifty dollars.'

Buddy and Edna agreed and up they went.
The pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard.

He did his daredevil tricks over and over again,

But still not a word...

When they landed, the pilot turned to Buddy and said, 'By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn't. I'm impressed!'

Buddy replied,

'Well, to tell you the truth,
I almost said something when Edna fell out,

But you know,

‘Fifty bucks is fifty bucks!'

3. If he doesn't has access to a set of these on a daily basis this is another good gift idea.

4. Yes yes doing it entirely wrong.

Bill and Sam, two elderly friends, met in the park every day to feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems.

One day Bill didn't show up. Sam didn't think much about it and figured maybe he had a cold or something. But, after Bill hadn't shown up for a week or so, Sam really got worried.
However, since the only time they ever got together was at the park, Sam didn't know where Bill lived, so he was unable to find out what had happened to him.

A month had passed, and Sam figured he had seen the last of Bill, but one day, Sam approached the park and -- lo and behold! -- there sat Bill! Sam was very excited and happy to see him and told him so. Then he said, 'For crying out loud Bill, what in the world happened to you?'
Bill replied, 'I have been in jail.' 'Jail?' cried Sam. 'What in the world for?' 'Well,' Bill said, 'you know Mary, that cute little blonde waitress at the coffee shop where I sometimes go?'
'Yeah,' said Sam, 'I remember her. What about her?' 'Well, one day she filed rape charges against me; and, at 89 years old, I was so proud that when I got into court, I pled 'guilty'

"The damn judge gave me 30 days for lying under oath."

5. You are allowed to do this to your brood today if they don't cater to your very whim.

Caption Contest. See there this kid understands what whim catering is all about!

Go see what the Real World has going on!

Y'all try the caption contest and Happy Fathers Day to all the dads out there.

Southern Sage <---- some excellent Fathers day gift idea posted there.


WeaselMomma said...

Thought Bubble "Just a little more and then he will pass out and I can paint his nails and do his makeup!"

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TentCamper said...

Great post Sage!!!!!

HMCinCali said...

Hehe - Happy Father's Day

Barefoot Dreamer said...

I can't come up with a caption - I am just amazed that you had hair back then.....hahahahahhahaa! oh, wait, that isn't you?

Pippi said...

Sage, I've missed your wit. I'm back. -Pip

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