Sunday, June 13, 2010

Classes for Women, Sunday Slides, Funny, Caption Contest

Good old Dr Smith...

A flat-chested young lady went to Dr.. Smith about enlarging her breasts. Dr Smith advised her 'Every day after
your shower, rub your chest and say, 'Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies!' She did this faithfully for
several months! To her utter amazement she grew terrific D-cup boobs !

One morning she was running late, got on the bus, and in a panic realized she had forgotten her morning ritual. Frightened she might lose her lovely boobs if she didn't recite the little rhyme, she stood right there in the middle aisle of the bus, closed her eyes and said, 'Scooby doobie, doobies, I want bigger boobies.'
A guy sitting nearby looked at her and asked 'Oh! Are you a patient of Dr. Smith's?' 'Yes I am.. How did you know?' He winked and replied, "Hickory dickory dock...."


1. Lol, that is a beautiful ocean!
















THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES!
A girl was visiting her blonde friend,
who had acquired two new dogs.
The girl asked her what their names were.
The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex.
Her friend said, 'Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?' 'HELLLOOOOOOO......,' answered the blonde. 'They're watch dogs!'

2. Maybe she can buy a new mirror hers is surely broken.












3. Ya think?


















Summer Classes for Women at

THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
By Friday June 25, 2010

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.


Class 1
Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat
Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 wks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM..

Class 2
Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Complaining About It for 3 Hours?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class3
Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping?--Group Debate.
Meets4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class4
Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class5
Curling Irons--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?
Examples on Video.
Meets4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
At 7:00PM

Class6
How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class7
Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?
Open Forum.
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class8
Health Watch--They Make Medicine for PMS - USE IT!
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class9
IWas Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

Class10
How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim.
Driving Simulations.
4weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.

Class11
Learningto Live--How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield.
Tuesdaysat 7:00 PM, location to be determined

Class12
Howto Shop by Yourself.
Meets4 wks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
Uponcompletion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.

4. Ball dippin anyone?



















5. Go Bill!

















6. LOL










7. Who wants some?


















Give the caption contest a try! Come on surely you can come up with something! Slumber party at Sage's is taken though!














Go see what the Real World has going on!


Southern Sage I'm sure I posted here too.

10 comments:

Jen Fooled Around said...

"Show me your green card" !
(Trainees for Arizona's new Illegal Alien Enforcment Bureau... )

Southern Sage said...

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Awesome!

Barefoot Dreamer said...

class 1- I aced
class 2 - easy solution, everyone puts the lid down
class 3- I could give a testimonial on how it can be true
class 4- I have a few people who need this class- not me btw
class 5- no, but you can put them away, it really is easy
class 6- that is what the pause button is for on the DVR - and don't say we never talk to you, since the only time you are sitting and in the same room is when the tv is on
class 7- yes - 1 bar of soap, shampoo and conditioner. unless you are Sage - bar of soap only ;)
class 8 - you have PMS for a week and we'll talk
class 9 - surely this class is a comedy event?
class 10 - no comment (I can park btw, but still no comment)
class 11- maybe we are trying to throw your ass out of the car - do you have life insurance?
class 12- is there another way? does that mean you are watching the kids?

Kristy said...

Hickory Dickory Dock
Thanks for the laughs
You (bleep)

:)

Joanna Cake said...

LMAO at the classes. Many men and women have tried (and failed) to help me understand the mechanics of parking.

I couldn't do it in a Range Rover and I still cant in a Yaris. It's all about perspective and I just don't get it :)

Not a soccer mom said...

ok, It is worth a shot...
scoobiie doobiieee boobiiiesss..

nope nothin.


Caption:
All new reality special- girls with guns and the daddy's who left them.

dadshouse said...

Funny thing about that first image, the "decision is easy" comment makes me laugh. I know which girl I'm supposed to choose, but the decision is easy for me - I like the slender/fit woman in the black bikini, hands down over the others!

Ashly Star said...

Omg that tanning picture? NOOOO. That's just awful. xD Great pics and funny stuff, as usualy. ;)

Trooper Thorn said...

Caption: "The militant wing of the Girl Guides of America."

Swirl Girl said...

Caption:

"Next week on Tiaras and Toddlers and Sidearms...."

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