Good old Dr Smith...
A flat-chested young lady went to Dr.. Smith about enlarging her breasts. Dr Smith advised her 'Every day after
your shower, rub your chest and say, 'Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies!' She did this faithfully for
several months! To her utter amazement she grew terrific D-cup boobs !
One morning she was running late, got on the bus, and in a panic realized she had forgotten her morning ritual. Frightened she might lose her lovely boobs if she didn't recite the little rhyme, she stood right there in the middle aisle of the bus, closed her eyes and said, 'Scooby doobie, doobies, I want bigger boobies.'
A guy sitting nearby looked at her and asked 'Oh! Are you a patient of Dr. Smith's?' 'Yes I am.. How did you know?' He winked and replied, "Hickory dickory dock...."
1. Lol, that is a beautiful ocean!
THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES!
A girl was visiting her blonde friend,
who had acquired two new dogs.
The girl asked her what their names were.
The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex.
Her friend said, 'Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?' 'HELLLOOOOOOO......,' answered the blonde. 'They're watch dogs!'
2. Maybe she can buy a new mirror hers is surely broken.
3. Ya think?
Summer Classes for Women at
THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER
REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
By Friday June 25, 2010
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.
Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat
Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 wks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM..
Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Complaining About It for 3 Hours?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.
Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping?--Group Debate.
Meets4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.
Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.
Curling Irons--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?
Examples on Video.
Meets4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM
Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.
Health Watch--They Make Medicine for PMS - USE IT!
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
IWas Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.
How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim.
4weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.
Learningto Live--How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield.
Tuesdaysat 7:00 PM, location to be determined
Howto Shop by Yourself.
Meets4 wks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
Uponcompletion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.
4. Ball dippin anyone?
5. Go Bill!
7. Who wants some?
Give the caption contest a try! Come on surely you can come up with something! Slumber party at Sage's is taken though!
Go see what the Real World has going on!
I'm sure I posted here too.
The Boy and the Pine Forest - One day, his parents drove him several hours outside of the city and the place that he knew as home. They passed by meadows, farms and forests on the way t...