Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Sexual Psychology

I’d like to understand my sexual psychology better. Specifically my ability to fantasize increases rapidly during sex but becomes almost completely absent afterwards.

Men in general are much better at sex during the sex that after wards. During, we are completely engaged in the activity and nothing else matters. Our only distraction from the task at hand is planning the positions we’d like to use when we do it again, right after.

Often, I have 3 or 4 fucks scheduled over the next 90 minutes right up until the climax of my current engagement. Most guys will agree we are so excited about the next ride, we are in a hurry to get this one finished, since the next one will be really mind-blowing because she’s in top, or we’re behind or her mother will be out. Plus the pressure is off so we can really concentrate on pleasing her slowly, just the way she likes it.

The cruel irony is that within 8 seconds of finishing, sex is now the furthest thing from our minds. The car needs waxing. I’ve got to get up early for a meeting. Football is on in half an hour.
Stupid fantasy life.


T said...

OMG so freakin' true!

Shelle-BlokThoughts said...

Something must be wrong with my hubs. He's let's go as soon as he can whether we have just had sex or not.

Someone needs to set him straight.

Little ol' Me said...

Females aren't all that different, at least in my opinion.

Mid fuck I'm usually thinking, "Oh shit let's do it from behind next time" or "if he pulls out and we slow things down I might be able to get some oral out of this too"

Wait... I think I just confessed to thinking like a dude. That might be the sexiest thing that I've ever confessed to!

MindyMom said...


I'm pretty focused on enjoying whatever is going on at the moment - especially when he's hitting that spot thats ALL I'm thinking about. Afterward I'm ready to do it again as soon as possible and luckily my guy is too. And the more sex I get the more I think about it and the more I want it!

PV Lundqvist said...

Sex only buys me 15 minutes of clear thinking. Minute 16 puts me right back there.

Margaret (Peggy or Peg too) said...

I'm not sure women are so different really. Or is that TMI?

Either way you guys are funny little creatures but we love ya!

matt said...

Totally reminded me of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHchl4AxsE0

UP said...

Oh, MY!


Trooper Thorn said...

T: So you agree!

Shelle: Nah, sound's like he's doing it right.

Little 'Ol Me: If he knows he'll get soem in return, you can always count on it.

Mindy: So why are you wasting tiem blogging?

PV: That is a very small window for telemarketers.

Peg: You are stuck with us.

matt: Cool

Up: Rhymes with "Peach Pie"

CityMom2 said...

I think Shelle hit the jack pot, or fell out of harlequin romance :)
Agree - he's doing it right

Anonymous said...

If guys actually delivered on what we fantasized about we'd end up in traction with an I.V. drip.

Over promisers under-deliverers.

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

Yeah, but I make an effort to fake it when I'm it's her turn, you know what I mean? I don't need a girl who loves doing certain things, but I like when they fake like they do, right?

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