Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Spinal Worthititis

I need to know if there is a place to submit new words to be considered for addition into the dictionary. I think I have a few that should be in there.

MigraToot – A toot (fart) that instantly gives you a migraine when you walk by.
Bart – A burp that smells like a fart.
Shart – A “productive” fart (if you get my meaning)
Cellthumbitis – The updated version of Nintendo Thumb, that one gets from texting
Auto Digititis – The soreness in your fingers from clenching the steering wheel too tightly while driving behind a slow driver.
WUDs – The raised dots along the center of many long stretches of roadways. (WUD stands for Wake Up Daddy)
Gobble-ette – A woman that loves to give blow jobs.

Additionally I think there should be a new category for injuries – SRIs – for all Sexually Related Injuries...including:
Spinal Worthititis – The sore lower back that some of us get after a hot night in the sack. (but it was really Worth It)
Cranial Veincum Syndrome – When the veins in your head bulge out right before you cum.

I don’t know…I have plenty more but thought I’d just throw out a few…in case you all try to steal them from me.

Always Home and Uncool
Daddyus Dorkus
Dads Who Mock the World
Dogs and Jeans
Father Muskrat
Get The Stink Off
Irish Gumbo
Irregularly Periodic Ruminations
Raging Dad
the Goat and Tater
Welcome to Sageville

Posted By BedsideTalesMan


Rhea said...

I love your new terms.

Heinous said...

Lol...I think there's a place where you can submit them to the OED and then they watch for their frequency. Someone told me that once...

Coachdad said...

Those are great! Now I am going to be spending the rest of the night thinking of my own to add to these...

SweetPeaSurry said...

Freaky good terms. Crazy blog!

creative kerfuffle said...

his-terical : ) great group of posters.

Shelle-BlokThoughts said...

They actually have a website called UNWORDS.COM...your words would fit right in...you should submit them!!! lol!

Peggy said...

Try submitting to Urbandictionary.com
You may just get to see your words in an official dictionary..
Good luck... BTW awesome blog.

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