tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4292419876225917604.post6571639830648796012..comments2024-01-08T18:25:09.089-08:00Comments on Hot Dads: Pick up lines, what works?Captain Dumbasshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02214826608461609241noreply@blogger.comBlogger14125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4292419876225917604.post-86552240901776592992010-04-01T03:10:24.177-07:002010-04-01T03:10:24.177-07:00pick up lines is so nice lines.pick up lines is so nice lines.Web Hostinghttp://netandroids.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4292419876225917604.post-16824252715691822792010-03-28T06:32:49.541-07:002010-03-28T06:32:49.541-07:00Luna: you like that do ya Sunshine?
NASM: Oh yea...Luna: you like that do ya Sunshine?<br /><br />NASM: Oh yeah? Well we'll haveta see about that!<br /><br />WM: why you gotta be mean to the fella just because he wasn't all that clean?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4292419876225917604.post-85408833733929593892010-03-28T04:03:00.645-07:002010-03-28T04:03:00.645-07:00I'm sure that waiting until 1 am and the girls...I'm sure that waiting until 1 am and the girls being 1/2 in the bag didn't hurt your success rate.<br /><br />Worst line ever: While sitting at the end of the bar with a friend 2 guys came in, sat down about 10 seats away and promptly ordered drinks, including a tequila shot to be sent to me. The shot sat there as I don't drink tequila. A few minutes later this unwashed knight in WeaselMommahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01695797746467444304noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4292419876225917604.post-76163797276913793062010-03-27T21:22:25.085-07:002010-03-27T21:22:25.085-07:00worst would be: Your gray hair is showing!
Best: ...worst would be: Your gray hair is showing!<br /><br />Best: are you old enough to be in here?<br /><br />Sage: i am not sure if I would fall for your line, but you can try it on me anytimeNot a soccer momhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00363157766195158920noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4292419876225917604.post-48024760800349659682010-03-27T15:49:45.189-07:002010-03-27T15:49:45.189-07:00I am from TN. You can imagine the worst one over ...I am from TN. You can imagine the worst one over and over and over again. LOL<br /><br />And I do likes it when fellas call me *Sunshine*. ;)Luna Mauvaisehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18005931883083144043noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4292419876225917604.post-84006314404243176282010-03-27T10:30:48.086-07:002010-03-27T10:30:48.086-07:00BFD: yeah the mirrors is a poor one for sure.
DJ...BFD: yeah the mirrors is a poor one for sure.<br /><br />DJQ: hmmm I dunno if that qualifies but it sounds like it would surely work.<br /><br />AK: ha, there ya goAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4292419876225917604.post-50255065561730346722010-03-27T10:27:46.455-07:002010-03-27T10:27:46.455-07:00MB: hmmmm they always laughed, but it worked about...MB: hmmmm they always laughed, but it worked about 65% of the time. That is how often it worked that night I would think it worked an additional 20% of the time, or should I say I ended up scoring the chick later.<br /><br />Daddy: Ha!!! Good one!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4292419876225917604.post-68021027192582724942010-03-27T10:25:59.992-07:002010-03-27T10:25:59.992-07:00Mike: damn man you were in some rough places if 20...Mike: damn man you were in some rough places if 20 worked!<br /><br />Janie: well I mean any guy that compliments your shoes! He deserves some goodness!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4292419876225917604.post-43085354541169487042010-03-27T07:19:43.845-07:002010-03-27T07:19:43.845-07:00Please not so close, I'm dangerously fertile.Please not so close, I'm dangerously fertile.Athol Kay: Married Man Sex Lifehttp://www.marriedmansexlife.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4292419876225917604.post-43055261651835763272010-03-27T06:52:31.490-07:002010-03-27T06:52:31.490-07:00Not a pickup line fellas, but one thing that works...Not a pickup line fellas, but one thing that works when you are looking for a kiss....Ask her if she wants to kiss you and whatever she says, reply "I didn't say you 'could' kiss me, I just wanted to know if you 'wanted' to. It's a bait they cannot refuse and they'll lay one on you every time.Don Juan Quixotehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03911288047329093539noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4292419876225917604.post-62670395587461037742010-03-27T06:39:43.681-07:002010-03-27T06:39:43.681-07:00Let's see, there were so many that I stopped l...Let's see, there were so many that I stopped listening, in fact I would get a bit angry because couldn't a guy just say 'hi, my name is____ what is yours?'<br /><br />Worst line - "Are those mirrors in your pants? Because I can see myself in them."<br /><br />One that worked? none.Chapter Twohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13883651204820623859noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4292419876225917604.post-78566175945451807282010-03-27T06:24:35.570-07:002010-03-27T06:24:35.570-07:00Walk right up to a girl so she sees you, lick your...Walk right up to a girl so she sees you, lick your finger, then touch her shoulder and then yourself. Then say:<br /><br />"Hey. How bout you and me get out of these wet clothes?"<br /><br />Stupid, yet effective.Daddy Fileshttp://daddyfiles.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4292419876225917604.post-6289396692895409432010-03-27T06:21:05.556-07:002010-03-27T06:21:05.556-07:00BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! i would've LAUGHED IN Y...BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! i would've LAUGHED IN YOUR FACE!!!!!!!!!! and then told all my friends who would've LAUGHED IN YOUR FACE!!!!!!!!!!! and then i would order you a drink because you made me laugh so damn hard that i nearly wet myself.<br /><br />that's all.My Bottle's Up!https://www.blogger.com/profile/03049667386059818972noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4292419876225917604.post-84846722105424754892010-03-27T05:53:41.917-07:002010-03-27T05:53:41.917-07:00Usually the only thing that ever worked for me was...Usually the only thing that ever worked for me was saying, "all I have is $20.00 ... is that enough?"Mikehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01986030713233728684noreply@blogger.com