tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4292419876225917604.post4419783727310639505..comments2024-01-08T18:25:09.089-08:00Comments on Hot Dads: No SolicitingCaptain Dumbasshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02214826608461609241noreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4292419876225917604.post-63777836949697365632010-03-11T09:55:42.098-08:002010-03-11T09:55:42.098-08:00Ruf and I got interrupted in a session of afternoo...Ruf and I got interrupted in a session of afternoon delight by Jehovah's Witnesses. He wasn't going to answer it but I was expecting a parcel. We both lay there silently arguing until he slid out of me, donned his dressing gown and, very begrudgingly, went to the door.<br /><br />Despatching the godly folk with the short shrift of 'Im a Buddhist', his accusatory stare when he Joanna Cakehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15944673677004607976noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4292419876225917604.post-64202950061394201472010-03-11T05:42:22.911-08:002010-03-11T05:42:22.911-08:00I'm lucky enough to live far enough off the be...I'm lucky enough to live far enough off the beaten path to not have to worry about unwelcome visitors (or even many welcome visitors, for that matter!), it's definitely one of the pluses of living out here!<br /><br />The "No Soliciting" sign on the door and a "Beware of Dog" sign on the gate (if you don't have one, get one if you can!) should do the trick.<br /><LiteralDanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16704368269389527451noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4292419876225917604.post-6396061888071614682010-03-11T02:44:46.116-08:002010-03-11T02:44:46.116-08:00We get a few religious nut jobs at our door, and I...We get a few religious nut jobs at our door, and I have come quite accustomed to getting them to flee.<br /><br />Best one so far was by per chance. The door knocked, I answered it, just after my daughter thrust an object in my hand, and saw two little old ladies grinning madly at me. As I asked if I can help them (knowing who they were) their grins started to fade, replaced by looks of shock Queenpeaheadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09758065717405151765noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4292419876225917604.post-30495727856567637562010-03-10T07:37:28.763-08:002010-03-10T07:37:28.763-08:00Surfer Jay, that blows! When your boy starts tryin...Surfer Jay, that blows! When your boy starts trying to climb out of the crib, get a crib tent. I used that for a bit with mine. It's safe and effective.xhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18444876073017398971noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4292419876225917604.post-5387638935315679832010-03-09T22:52:46.628-08:002010-03-09T22:52:46.628-08:00OH MY HECK! I hate that with a passion... hate... ...OH MY HECK! I hate that with a passion... hate... that...<br /><br />I am just getting all steamed up thinking about it.<br /><br />Without FAIL it happened every time I get the difficult child to sleep!<br /><br />GAH!<br /><br />Good post!Shelle-BlokThoughtshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05118555873275829720noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4292419876225917604.post-65813649034888966742010-03-09T21:48:12.887-08:002010-03-09T21:48:12.887-08:00That happened to me once, except I opened the door...That happened to me once, except I opened the door and the really WERE chickens! Freaked me out. Couldn't figure out how they rang the doorbell...Dr. Hecklehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10527237743402773772noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4292419876225917604.post-12408872922435718732010-03-09T09:41:51.618-08:002010-03-09T09:41:51.618-08:00This is hilarious. I'm laughing out loud. I to...This is hilarious. I'm laughing out loud. I totally feel your pain! Home ownership is great when you're raising kids, but sleep is damn precious when you're not getting it. <br /><br />Get a fence and a pit bull, and you'll sleep fine. Ha!dadshousehttp://dadshouseblog.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4292419876225917604.post-34531040640170121442010-03-09T08:22:05.174-08:002010-03-09T08:22:05.174-08:00I hear you my man!!! I get the gamut of freaks ev...I hear you my man!!! I get the gamut of freaks every freakin day...and I hate it when they have the nerve to knock even after seeing us all sitting at the dinner table.<br />If I wanted to become a Scientologist...I'd go to their church.TentCamperhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00911767583033104298noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4292419876225917604.post-81624179036091235082010-03-09T08:03:24.281-08:002010-03-09T08:03:24.281-08:00YES! I know exactly what you mean. When I had the...YES! I know exactly what you mean. When I had the flu in Sept I was home (duh.) and Jehovah witness' came to my door. I opened the door and politely HACKED that I was sick as I was shutting the door. <br /><br />They actually tried to talk to me! Ask me if they could come back and shit. NO!NO!NO! Just go away! I screamed and slammed the door. Sheesh.<br /><br />I'm sure they prayed forBrandyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16775110752834313420noreply@blogger.com