tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4292419876225917604.post4095013679149946364..comments2024-01-08T18:25:09.089-08:00Comments on Hot Dads: Nasty, Disgusting BastardCaptain Dumbasshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02214826608461609241noreply@blogger.comBlogger18125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4292419876225917604.post-14597530130154509962009-03-17T19:01:00.000-07:002009-03-17T19:01:00.000-07:00I have two boys..and they think Farts are the grea...I have two boys..and they think Farts are the greatest thing EVER. I can't tell you how many times they have sat on me and I've felt their little vibrations...Rheahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11027061380778030388noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4292419876225917604.post-14870110488465424882009-03-17T08:29:00.000-07:002009-03-17T08:29:00.000-07:00I agree with you, Susan. Farts are indeed funny!!!...I agree with you, Susan. Farts are indeed funny!!! esp if you are in the same room with my BIG man and you'll go like...wt*&^^$%^??!!! ooopsss, sorry, guys!!! :) we normally end up looking at each other with a frown and laughing our asses off after that.LyNhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11133476585263075239noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4292419876225917604.post-62258602110369782242009-03-17T08:12:00.000-07:002009-03-17T08:12:00.000-07:00I'm on T's side there with the morning wood... but...I'm on T's side there with the morning wood... but seriously, farts are SUPPOSED to be FUNNY! Susanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04974251468371326729noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4292419876225917604.post-17836719529616741622009-03-17T07:52:00.000-07:002009-03-17T07:52:00.000-07:00Yeah...um... well, it did get her outta bed tho~I'...Yeah...um... well, it <I>did</I> get her outta bed tho~<BR/><BR/>I'm just sayin'.<BR/><BR/>You know, a little morning wood will do the trick too.<BR/><BR/>At least for me!<BR/><BR/>:)https://www.blogger.com/profile/10112766306021310705noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4292419876225917604.post-18836854171958320292009-03-17T03:45:00.000-07:002009-03-17T03:45:00.000-07:00That isn't how everyone gets woke up?That isn't how everyone gets woke up?Kathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16973125452842612070noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4292419876225917604.post-37859057377400042582009-03-17T00:48:00.000-07:002009-03-17T00:48:00.000-07:00I agree with Maryrose. I am actually surprised you...I agree with Maryrose. I am actually surprised you haven't tried it yet. I am assuming you did and it failed miserably. Poor you...dizzy momhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12444120896462200326noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4292419876225917604.post-84538033474335003102009-03-17T00:39:00.000-07:002009-03-17T00:39:00.000-07:00I have to say I'd highly recommend finding another...I have to say I'd highly recommend finding another way to wake her.<BR/>Coffee, nookie, whatever. Anythings better than doing that!Andreahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08342109839956458589noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4292419876225917604.post-32121900334037145802009-03-16T23:07:00.000-07:002009-03-16T23:07:00.000-07:00ROTFLOMG, if I were her I'd be bootin ya to the co...ROTFL<BR/>OMG, if I were her I'd be bootin ya to the couch. I suggest you buy a spray bottle and fill it with warm-ish water, or heck, why not go with a water gun, and shoot her awake. At least it doesn't leave a smell.<BR/>Or, you know, you could try waking up earlier than her, and making a pot of coffee and waking her with the pleasant aroma of a fresh cup in bed :oD<BR/>I'd consider that a Amberhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18270666719289599529noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4292419876225917604.post-47395833549169679032009-03-16T19:42:00.000-07:002009-03-16T19:42:00.000-07:00hahaha...you're really..hmm..yea, Nasty. funny thi...hahaha...you're really..hmm..yea, Nasty. funny thing is, I'm soo used to the fact that my partner farts around in the room whole day like a suicide bomber dropping freakingly loud bombs every now and then. oh yea, amazingly, we do conversations too in the same cubicle when hes happily making his turds. YES, as in BOTH in the small, cramped up cubicle just meant for one to have a peaceful time. LyNhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11133476585263075239noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4292419876225917604.post-70879613850055660002009-03-16T18:46:00.000-07:002009-03-16T18:46:00.000-07:00I second Maryrose...I'm not a morning person AT AL...I second Maryrose...I'm not a morning person AT ALL...but my husband has also made it is quest to get me up for work in the morning...<BR/><BR/>So he cuddles up next to me and wakes me up by groping and stroking and feeling...and at first I'm completely annoyed, but it doesn't take long for me to wake up and ENJOY it! :)Shelle-BlokThoughtshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05118555873275829720noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4292419876225917604.post-63621091578123994052009-03-16T17:55:00.000-07:002009-03-16T17:55:00.000-07:00Perhaps you should set the alarm a few minutes ear...Perhaps you should set the alarm a few minutes earlier, spoon her and wake her up with your magic morning erection to start the day off with some quality nookie.<BR/><BR/>I know its my favorite way to start the day!Maryrosehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04557450534989955669noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4292419876225917604.post-64009522024213164332009-03-16T17:26:00.000-07:002009-03-16T17:26:00.000-07:00Oh, What has happened? Small friction between husb...Oh, What has happened? Small friction between husband and wife are normal. Do not mind that.<BR/><A HREF="http://fymtyh.blogspot.com" REL="nofollow">What is Really Healthy-Health Blog</A><BR/><A HREF="http://eyesinkaleidoscope.blogspot.com" REL="nofollow">Humor & Fun World-Funny Blog</A>skywindhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08976744642790529029noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4292419876225917604.post-69751998098344469122009-03-16T17:22:00.000-07:002009-03-16T17:22:00.000-07:00Next time, go all out. Dutch Oven her ass. Sure,...Next time, go all out. Dutch Oven her ass. Sure, you may have a cracked rib (or worse), but you'll have more blog fodder. <BR/><BR/>And, it worked, she got up, right?Cameronhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07018907807878842267noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4292419876225917604.post-63429926589057757792009-03-16T17:09:00.000-07:002009-03-16T17:09:00.000-07:00I'll give you credit for at least not pulling the ...I'll give you credit for at least not pulling the covers over her head!!!Dale & Brennanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12066606535892913769noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4292419876225917604.post-59674101674092597392009-03-16T16:55:00.000-07:002009-03-16T16:55:00.000-07:00LMAO!!You're the man!That'll learn 'er...LMAO!!<BR/><BR/>You're the man!<BR/><BR/>That'll learn 'er...Hubmanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12080481657336478578noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4292419876225917604.post-11147106744686179332009-03-16T16:42:00.000-07:002009-03-16T16:42:00.000-07:00Sure there's probably a better way to wake her up,...Sure there's probably a better way to wake her up, but not one nearly as hilarious.DGBhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01302995272029761401noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4292419876225917604.post-38442547397004400182009-03-16T16:40:00.000-07:002009-03-16T16:40:00.000-07:00I beg to differ. Some women can laugh a a good pas...I beg to differ. Some women can laugh a a good pass of gas--let off with a little better timing and perhaps a little less close quarters... but letting it rip onto a non-morning person in the wee hours of the morning, within the regions which are better suited for other activity, just may not be a wise choice.<BR/>I am also a non-morning person and although I share some of the same guilt at beingNot a soccer momhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00363157766195158920noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4292419876225917604.post-45122380646889398582009-03-16T16:26:00.000-07:002009-03-16T16:26:00.000-07:00Yeah, wives just don't find farts funny. Though I...Yeah, wives just don't find farts funny. Though I give you much credit for poking the sleeping bear. Or at least farting on her. <BR/><BR/>I suggest tuning the clock radio to some really annoying music and putting it really close to her head. Then getting out of the way.DGBhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01302995272029761401noreply@blogger.com